Roberto's definitions

Dank

The word dank can be:

An adjective describing unpleasant dampness or humidity.

a word used to describe high potency cannabis that is still moist.

An adjective describing something as positive or awesome.

That weed is dank man!

by Roberto June 1, 2006

chingalay

to screw in the butt without lub...hard

jarrett rabe and his prison buddy.

by Roberto July 18, 2003

Destruction Porn

Bought to light during an episode of, "The Colbert Report," Destruction Porn brings to light any movie that involves great lengths of explosions, demolitions, collapses, or anything else that can be decimated. See also disaster porn, or anything created by Michael Bay.

"...one day computer graphics would strip movies of any plot or characterization and turn them into mindless orgies of destruction porn." Steven Colbert, The Colbert Report

John - "Dude you want to go see that new Michael Bay movie?"

Chris - "Yeah. $200 million in destruction porn? Im down!"

John - "Just keep it in the pants this time, ok?"

by Roberto August 7, 2009

Magpie

1. One who never shuts up, and snitches on others.

Jim Harris was a magpie, when he found out his sister was drunk, he told his parents.

by Roberto March 9, 2003

rubbertoe

a toe made out of rubber.

in online gaming, the name of a player with style who's real name is roberto.

i am roberto; i am rubbertoe

by roberto May 24, 2004

Beav-mobile

Whatever vehicle Doug Graham happens to be driving.

Why is the passenger in the Beav Mobile always a guy?

by roberto September 18, 2003

OG beat down

two or more OGs physically assaulting one who is not one of their homeez. Also means initiating someone into your gang by beating them up.

"Ready homie? OG beat down on 3"

If you wanna join us you gotta survive an OG beat down"

by Roberto December 14, 2003