Roberto's definitions

Destruction Porn

Bought to light during an episode of, "The Colbert Report," Destruction Porn brings to light any movie that involves great lengths of explosions, demolitions, collapses, or anything else that can be decimated. See also disaster porn, or anything created by Michael Bay.

"...one day computer graphics would strip movies of any plot or characterization and turn them into mindless orgies of destruction porn." Steven Colbert, The Colbert Report

John - "Dude you want to go see that new Michael Bay movie?"

Chris - "Yeah. $200 million in destruction porn? Im down!"

John - "Just keep it in the pants this time, ok?"

by Roberto August 7, 2009

Dank

The word dank can be:

An adjective describing unpleasant dampness or humidity.

a word used to describe high potency cannabis that is still moist.

An adjective describing something as positive or awesome.

That weed is dank man!

by Roberto June 1, 2006

Dank

The word dank can be:

An adjective describing unpleasant dampness or humidity.

a word used to describe high potency cannabis that is still moist.

An adjective describing something as positive or awesome.

That weed is dank man!

by Roberto June 1, 2006

ecosystem

An ecological community together with its environment, functioning as a unit.

cool animals live in an ecosystem

by Roberto April 8, 2005

sancha

Close female friend; the wife you knew before your wife; in some cases, the sexy friend who is forbidden

My Sancha's hot. How bout your's?

Yea, she's sizzlin'.

by Roberto April 18, 2005

dirt bangin

To have sex directly in or on top of dirt, sand or any type or uncovered earth that has not been prepared post coital. This can be made even more memorable if no protection is used.

"Chris banged that girl in the dirt next to the tree in the backyard, and he didn't use a rubber."

by Roberto April 28, 2005

designsters

A group of persons who eat, sleep, dream and live design. Design is their all, their everything.

The designsters created an awesome website for me!

There are designers, then there are designsters; the ultimate designerati and opposite of designerrhea.

by RoBerto October 23, 2013