Roberto's definitions

Pussy Boogers

Small globs of toilet paper in the vagina resulting from not wiping thoroughly.

Could you please remove those pussy boogers before I eat?

by roberto September 18, 2003

Dank

The word dank can be:

An adjective describing unpleasant dampness or humidity.

a word used to describe high potency cannabis that is still moist.

An adjective describing something as positive or awesome.

That weed is dank man!

by Roberto June 1, 2006

batch

Any member of the Batch family, primarily Zane. Synonymous with small, weak, pre pubescent freshman.

Shut the fuck up you little batch!

by Roberto December 14, 2003

bonze

a person who identifies the spritual aspect of everything.

a buddhist monk.

that bonze 'bout gave me sermon for eating a burger!

by roberto June 23, 2003

mystify soccer

The greatest game in the history of time.
Check it out at www.mystifygames.co.uk

The best game ever is mystify soccer

by Roberto March 26, 2004

cockblaster

occurs during anal-sex when the recieving end farts while the cock is inserted.

my new girlfriend is a fucking cockblaster!

by Roberto January 8, 2004

bronk

A drunk Mexican walking home at two in the morning.

Be careful with your driving, you don't want to run over a bronk!

by Roberto February 28, 2005