Roberto's definitions

cuga

an extreme hoser. usually found roaming in the wilderness in search of other hosers to eat for dinner.

Did you see that cuga run by?

by Roberto March 23, 2004

designsters

A group of persons who eat, sleep, dream and live design. Design is their all, their everything.

The designsters created an awesome website for me!

There are designers, then there are designsters; the ultimate designerati and opposite of designerrhea.

by RoBerto October 23, 2013

cockblaster

occurs during anal-sex when the recieving end farts while the cock is inserted.

my new girlfriend is a fucking cockblaster!

by Roberto January 8, 2004

bronk

A drunk Mexican walking home at two in the morning.

Be careful with your driving, you don't want to run over a bronk!

by Roberto February 28, 2005

Destruction Porn

Bought to light during an episode of, "The Colbert Report," Destruction Porn brings to light any movie that involves great lengths of explosions, demolitions, collapses, or anything else that can be decimated. See also disaster porn, or anything created by Michael Bay.

"...one day computer graphics would strip movies of any plot or characterization and turn them into mindless orgies of destruction porn." Steven Colbert, The Colbert Report

John - "Dude you want to go see that new Michael Bay movie?"

Chris - "Yeah. $200 million in destruction porn? Im down!"

John - "Just keep it in the pants this time, ok?"

by Roberto August 7, 2009

Pussy Boogers

Small globs of toilet paper in the vagina resulting from not wiping thoroughly.

Could you please remove those pussy boogers before I eat?

by roberto September 18, 2003

Dank

The word dank can be:

An adjective describing unpleasant dampness or humidity.

a word used to describe high potency cannabis that is still moist.

An adjective describing something as positive or awesome.

That weed is dank man!

by Roberto June 1, 2006