26 definitions by Roberto

dirt bangin

To have sex directly in or on top of dirt, sand or any type or uncovered earth that has not been prepared post coital. This can be made even more memorable if no protection is used.

"Chris banged that girl in the dirt next to the tree in the backyard, and he didn't use a rubber."

by Roberto April 28, 2005

titix

Short for "titty fix", which is the need to see and/or feel female breasts; can come in porn and/or human contact

Amanda, Im either going to get my titix from you or the centerfold.

by Roberto November 12, 2004

bronk

A drunk Mexican walking home at two in the morning.

Be careful with your driving, you don't want to run over a bronk!

by Roberto February 28, 2005

Magpie

1. One who never shuts up, and snitches on others.

Jim Harris was a magpie, when he found out his sister was drunk, he told his parents.

by Roberto March 10, 2003

mystify soccer

The greatest game in the history of time.
Check it out at www.mystifygames.co.uk

The best game ever is mystify soccer

by Roberto March 26, 2004

cockblaster

occurs during anal-sex when the recieving end farts while the cock is inserted.

my new girlfriend is a fucking cockblaster!

by Roberto January 8, 2004

bonze

a person who identifies the spritual aspect of everything.

a buddhist monk.

that bonze 'bout gave me sermon for eating a burger!

by Roberto June 23, 2003