jism

1. A nutritional liquid which eminates from the end of the male organ after stimulation. 2. A tasty snack. 3. Nectar of the wanker.

"Sally drinks jism."
"Sally blew the football team and swallowed all of their jism."
"Sally's skin is so young looking, she must be getting a regular dose of jism in her diet."

by Anonymous December 5, 2002

jism

The lesser known name for 'cum'.

The couch's seats had jism underneath them. I suspect mischievous behavior from the scallywags I call my children.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 31, 2003

jism

ejaculate+orgasm=jism

The byproduct of male orgasm.

I can't believe Alison swallowed my jism.

or, as a verb:

I just jizzed all over Alison's face.

by Zolatan August 13, 2005

jism

cum or jizz

i had jism on my hands after i jacked off

by sodomy man October 16, 2003

jism

Slang term for pre-ejaculatory or ejaculatory (seminal) fluid of the male sex organ.

Mike had a nightmare the night before he went in for his physical. He was worried about making jism while he was being checked for cancer.

by quality control January 31, 2005

jism

Jismonic man juices.

See semen cum jizz.

Tim: Holy jism on a cracker jenny did you see that?

Jenny: Please never use the word jism and my name in the same sentence again.

*lays the smack down on Tim*

by Falkinor December 15, 2004

jism

something that flies out of a tallywacker when a guy gets excited. kinda tastes bad. some girls that are skanks like to eat it. can be used for protein. leaves a crusty residue on clothing. kinda smells. looks like glue.

damn, mike! you shot your jism all up in my face!

if you do that shit again i'm gonna bitch slap yo ass

by michelle216753421 April 30, 2007