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cockblaster 

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One who loves to blast cock into their rectum.
Ryan is such a cockblaster.
cockblaster by Brian October 16, 2003

cockblaster 

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were a male uses his penis like a laser blaster, or well i'm sure you can guess the other meaning
he was using is penis like a laser blaster last night...
that is called a cockblaster
cockblaster by areal name September 3, 2016

cockmaster 

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Synonym for gay. A male who is thought to have mastered the penis.

True mastery of the cock requires regular practice.
Cockmastery can NOT be achieved by masturbating as this only results in the mastery of ONE cock (ones own), not cocks in general.
Therefore a cockmaster is a male who is thought to handle other peoples penises frequently, thereby aquiring skills that have to be considered masterful.
"Hello."
"Piss off, cockmaster."
cockmaster by arsebum October 17, 2009

shitface cockmaster 

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A term used in the South Park movie, first by Terrance and Philip. Used as an insult, meaning your face is shit and you are the master of cock
shitface cockmaster by JV May 9, 2004

cock blaster 

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A shot in mini-golf where you attempt to strike your opponent's ball rather than aim at the hole. The purpose of the shot is to place your opponent in a difficult position while still giving yourself a makeable shot.
Adam: Nicole, you're such a cock blaster!
Nicole: Loooooves it!
cock blaster by Adam Alek. May 13, 2007

Cockolantern 

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An illuminated cock given its glow by a glow in the dark condom
ZOMG ITS RADIOACTIVE ITS A COCK NO ITS COCKOLANTERN!
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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