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Term denoting overly entitled, hypocritical and judgemental people who like to whine and complain about their own problems as the end of society, while everyone else s problems are their own fault.

Portmanteau of Cuckold and Special Snowflake. It combines the passive weakness of a cuckold with the constant complaining of injustice of Snowflakes.

Cuckflakes are too weak willed to stand behind and defend their position, whining and crying when anyone disagrees and accuse them of the same. Cuckflakes use ad hominem attacks to derail and transform the discussion to avoid having to come out on the loosing side , or make their ignorance on the topic apparent.

Unlike the snowflakes that complain that everything should be given to them, Cuckflakes expect everyone else to deal with disadvantages they do not as if everyone was on equal ground.

Cuckflakes live by the motto "Do as I say, not do as I do."

Commonly found parroting catch phrases and talking points in online forums ripped from talk radio pundits, cable news outlets complaining about wars on Christmas, and screaming conspiracy theorists on the internet that reinforce what they want to believe, instead of doing research and vetting the validity of their sources on the subjects they want to rant about.

Despite this unwillingness to discuss a topic or be knowledgeable about it, they are ridiculously vocal about letting everyone know what they think.
"You cuckflakes do not realize that you are everything you just attacked"

"Just another cuckflake puking out quotes from Alex Jones and Robert Davi"

"You cuckflakes promote transforming this country into something it has never been"

"Look at all the snowflake on cuckflake textual violence"

"No wonder cuckflakes like you elected Trump, You both write and think on a third grade level"

"It is this plague of cuckflakes that are ruining this nation with their treasonous selling out the people to the government and corporations that they are too dense to realize they will be the first victims of."
Cuckflake by Viroodiem November 29, 2017
Words you can keep
A nickname given to Donald Trump and/or his supporters.
Resign from the presidency, cuckflake.

Poor cuckflake can be all racist and act like a badass until things get real.
Cuckflake by Wizquifa April 18, 2018

Cuckface 

Descriptor pertaining to the awkward nature of Nu-male faces and expressions, especially in photography of both candid and premeditated respects.
Anon-chan: "Why do all Nu-males make this same dumbass smile, it's gay as hell."

Anon-kun: "I heard it's called cuckface."

Anon-senpai: "They look extremely neurotic and anxious behind those fake smiles. You can see it in their eyes: it's all a show. This upbeat, spontaneous facade they put up is so forced and dishonest."
Cuckface by ThatArseClownInTheCorner December 23, 2017

cuckcake 

A cuckcake is a female identified participant in a cuckquean scene who has sex with the dominant. The female equivalent of a bull.
Jane was Ray and Kiki's cuckcake and would often have sex with Ray while Kiki watched.
cuckcake by Rebel Queen 1323 November 20, 2015

cuckcake 

The mistress or side-dish in an affair. Usually associated with a cuckquean (a woman who is aroused by her male partner having sex with another woman or women).
John was out with his cuckcake while his cuckquean wife waited at home, playing with herself and waiting for all the juicy details.
cuckcake by d.neko November 10, 2015
Word of the Day on October 25, 2023

frosted cumflakes 

Dry sperm on the skin that flake off.
I should've wiped the jizz off myself right away, because now I'm peeling frosted cumflakes off my belly.
frosted cumflakes by Dr. Roz November 5, 2013

cuckslayer 

An individual who unleashes divine verbal savagery as a response to any male FemiNazi sympathizer accusing them of being a bigot or misogynist.
After saying, "men should never give in to the feminist agenda of watering down their manhood and become more sensitive", Stephen accused Dennis of being a bigot. Without the slightest hesitation, Dennis responded, "instead of talking, why don't you use your mouth to lick my baby batter off your wife's ass as usual... because I'm finished pounding it like a game of whack-a-mole".

Speechless and with moist eyes, Stephen realized he was in the presence of a legendary cuckslayer.
cuckslayer by UberSavage405 November 17, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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