claled

crying out to someone in order to summon someone or attract their attention. or when naming a thing, person, place.

Lisa told her sword fighting baguette friend, “I wnat mozorella ans tomato and bail and oil w the baguette. idk what it’s claled.” she wanted to make a caprese baguette, but she didn’t know what it was claled. sword fighting Baguette friend said it was claled caprese baguette. they went to the store to buy baguette but the cashier,cristal, didn’t know where it was so she claled the tomato head manager. tomato head manager fired cristal because she couldn’t find the baguette. so cristal, lisa, and sword fighting baguette friend left the store together. Cristal the cashier wanted revenge. lisa and sword fighting baguette friend know all the secrets that go around town. they also have everyone’s phone numbers. So they claled tomato head managers crazy wife to tell her he was cheating on her. Crazy wife drove her car through the store. Cristal the cashier took over as manager and gave lisa and sword fighting baguette friend all the baguettes in the store. lisa and sword fighting baguette friend sword fighted with the baguettes and taught kids how to sword fight with baguettes. they charged $420 per kid. then the kids moms got mad because they were hitting them with the baguette. so they claled lisa and sword fighting baguette friend. Lisa and sword fighting baguette friend magically disappeared. yes

teh End.

by lisa the baguette author. November 19, 2021

girl called love

Herlove is a nice way of saying she’s community property. She spreads her good will to many.

The girl called love was known by many. She entertained Bob in the afternoon, and his buddies in the evening.

by Handsome I June 16, 2018

The Soul Called Mr. Barrister John Warosa

A folk song whose lyrics were written by a 419 scammer whose command of English sucks. Here are the lyrics BTW:

My friend listen to me I don't know what you are doing Infact I have giving you the lawyer who you suppose to contact And I don't really know the reason why you are bringing the issue of the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I don't understand your plan here But I have told you to contact Barrister Mohammad Hassan, he is here in UAE He is the only person who will handle this business and without him That means there is no way And I just finished my meeting with him About 2 hours ago, so he is the person And even I can meet with him again Tomorrow morning in his office and I beg you If you really want this business to move forward Just forget any issue or discussion with the soul Called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg you, I don't want you to discus with me anything about The soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg, don't tell me about him again It's only Barrister Mohammad Hassan That the person who I speak with about this business And no other soul called Barrister and I beg Do not tell me anything about the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa.

Somehow, Eric Castiglia, the guy who wrote and sang the song, managed to make it sound better than one could ever imagine possible.

Frankly, I'd be surprised if you know "The Soul Called Mr. Barrister John Warosa" without watching Atomic Shrimp's scambating John Warosa episodes. Search it on YT if you don't know. If you can't do that, then clearly you're a small boy.

by EpicScientician January 5, 2022

Usul has called a big one

Indicates the need to take a particularly large crap. Originates from the movie Dune.

"Hey bra, where ya headed?"
"To the can. Usul has called a big one."

by Jimboat January 23, 2012

It's called hentai

and it's art...

(The Office)

Michael: "Let us do one last crossword together as brothers."

Stanley: "No."

Michael: "Shall we? Yes."

Stanley: "Nope. Nope!"

*Hentai Magazines fall in the floor*

Stanley: It's called hentai. And it's art.

by u wot m8 I'll rek u May 3, 2017

Clawledge

Clawledge is when one rides around town in his lifted minivan with his shirt off and tribal tats showing, looking for cougars

There goes Clay on his clawledge

by PackFan June 18, 2010

A Tribe Called Quest

The greatest hip hop group to ever walk this Earth. Composed of mildly famous rappers Q-Tip and Phife Dawg, along with Ali Shaheed (Who makes their beats), they held a virtual monopoly on their genre of hip hop during the Early/mid 1990's. Their best work can be found in the tracks "Award Tour", "Bonita Applebum", "Electric Relaxation", "Da Booty", "Check the rhime" (No, I did not mispell that), "Can I kick it?" and "Find a way".

However, the group is now disbanded, with no knowledge of what the future may hold for this exceptional tandem.

Any modern day hip hop fan, black, white, asian or hispanic, would call you "gay" for listening to A Tribe Called Quest or De La Soul, simply because the two groups don't rap about drugs, whores and violence.

by Grimm_Demize September 28, 2003