tiny ass town in southern ontario where there’s a lot of assholes. you can pass a drug deal, arena, high
school, skate park (where the drug deal is), a library, and a mcdonald’s all on the same street. a lot of fires. one fire destroyed an entire plaza and then there were like
7 after that. 98% of the town drinks a lot of
alcohol during caledonia thunder games (which are shit and they all think they’re gonna be in the NHL). oh and the corvairs are enormous men playing
hockey and thinking they’re the shit. and we’re all
fucking liberal. like 7 or so churches, which is a bit ironic. all the girls are basic and wear birkenstocks with bright green socks and have an iphone 6 and drink starbucks somehow, even though the closest one is 30 minutes away.