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NFT

Something Spamtom G. Spamton from Deltarune would probably try to sell you for 1997 kromer.

Just sayin': If Spamtom wants to sell it, it's probably a whole load of hyperlink blocked garbage. Wait, you're still gonna buy NFTs?! WHAT THE fifty percent of ARE YOU DOING????!!!!!
Spamtom: WHY BE THE Little Sponge WHO HATES ITS $4.99 LIFE WHEN YOU CAN BE A BIG SHOT!!!. LOOKING FOR Irresistible Deals THAT WILL Blow Your Mind!?. HURRY UP AND BUY NFTs. THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT!! ONLY FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF 1997 KROMER. AN AWESOME PRICE.! AN ABSOLUTELY Terrifying PRICE PRICES SO LOW, EVERYONE I KNOW IS Dead!!! DEALS SO GOOD I'LL $!$$ MYSELF! TRANSMIT 1997 KROMER?

Kris: ...

Spamtom: DELICIOUS KROMER!! NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING AB04T! YOU GOT Guts KID!! THEN A DEAL'S A DEAL!!! PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU KID!!! DON'T FORGET TO Like and Subscribe FOR MORE Hyperlink Blocked! HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!

Kris: ..................................................................................................................................
by EpicScientician December 8, 2021
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i.e.

An acronym for "in equivalence", often used to mean "in other words" or "that is". However, it must be noted that "i.e." can only be used when writing. Never say "i.e." in a conversation, unless you want to sound like an idiot.

Don't listen to those who claim "i.e." comes from latin: it doesn't, quite obviously.
Here is an example of how "i.e." is used in a sentence, i.e., a demonstration of how "i.e." can be utilized in a sentence.
by EpicScientician December 6, 2021
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Ron

A living meme folder from Bob's Onslaught from Friday Night Funkin' that is really cool (in a cool way) and hates wemen (cool guys hate wemen).

Unfortunately for him, he was killed by Bob (in a cool way). Or was that fortunate (in a cool way).Since he is seen again after his death, one can only conclude he was too cool to stay dead (in a cool way).

Apparently his official B-Side version is non-binary, yet still hates wemen (in a cool way). Except he totes copied Kapi, so B-Side Ron actually sucks and is uncool (in a cool way).
Ron (in a cool way) is (in a cool way) the (in a cool way) best (in a cool way) FNF (in a funkin' way) character (in a cool way). (in a cool way)
by EpicScientician September 19, 2021
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Pipis

Pipis --> 🔵

And now for a message from our sponsor:

LOOKING FOR Irresistible Deals THAT WILL Blow Your Mind!? WELL Shut Your Mouth BECAUSE YOU ARE A Weakling! TRY A LITTLE Pipis. THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A Real Pipis Person!! YOU WANT Pipis, DON'T YOU. DEALS LIKE THIS ONLY COME ONCE IN YOUR Ant-sized Rapidly-shrinking LIFE!! BUY THE PIPS FROM ME, UNLOCK Hyperlink Blocked, AND BECOME A Man of the Pipis!!! DONT WORRY KID I WILL GIVE YOU Pipis ONLY FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF 1997 KROMER. AN AWESOME PRICE.! AN ABSOLUTELY Terrifying PRICE PRICES SO LOW, EVERYONE I KNOW IS A Real Pipis Person!!!

I WAS ONLY EVER IN IT FOR THE Pips. TO RAISE YOUR OWN Pips TO CALL YOUR OWN Pipis AND SOMETIMES IN THE MORNING, A LITTLE Pipis SOUNDS GOOD. DOESN;T IT?KID? DON'T YOU W4NT TO BE JUST LIKE YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON???? TAKE THE DE4L.

Designed BY The Classics You've Come To Expect! (C)1997
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A MAN OF THE PIPIS, A REAL PIPIS PERSON

-Spamton G. Spamton
by EpicScientician December 13, 2021
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Real Analysis

High school calculus done right™️

As a well-established branch of pure mathematics, real analysis is known for being notoriously hard. This is due to hoardes of ill-prepared students not realizing that they've only studied baby mathematics previously.
Charles: Man, I thought calculus in high school was legit until I studied real analysis for the first time.
James: Yeah, it's the point in my life where I understood that my analysis of math just got real.
by EpicScientician September 17, 2021
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Fluid Mechanics

The one area of physics where its researchers are actually mostly mathematicians.
Ed: Ey Bob I am studying fluid mechanics
Bob: You mean the area of physics you see mathematicians and engineers study instead of physicists?
by EpicScientician September 17, 2021
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A folk song whose lyrics were written by a 419 scammer whose command of English sucks. Here are the lyrics BTW:

My friend listen to me I don't know what you are doing Infact I have giving you the lawyer who you suppose to contact And I don't really know the reason why you are bringing the issue of the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I don't understand your plan here But I have told you to contact Barrister Mohammad Hassan, he is here in UAE He is the only person who will handle this business and without him That means there is no way And I just finished my meeting with him About 2 hours ago, so he is the person And even I can meet with him again Tomorrow morning in his office and I beg you If you really want this business to move forward Just forget any issue or discussion with the soul Called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg you, I don't want you to discus with me anything about The soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg, don't tell me about him again It's only Barrister Mohammad Hassan That the person who I speak with about this business And no other soul called Barrister and I beg Do not tell me anything about the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa.

Somehow, Eric Castiglia, the guy who wrote and sang the song, managed to make it sound better than one could ever imagine possible.
Frankly, I'd be surprised if you know "The Soul Called Mr. Barrister John Warosa" without watching Atomic Shrimp's scambating John Warosa episodes. Search it on YT if you don't know. If you can't do that, then clearly you're a small boy.
by EpicScientician January 5, 2022
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