19 definitions by EpicScientician
A folk song whose lyrics were written by a 419 scammer whose command of English sucks. Here are the lyrics BTW:
My friend listen to me I don't know what you are doing Infact I have giving you the lawyer who you suppose to contact And I don't really know the reason why you are bringing the issue of the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I don't understand your plan here But I have told you to contact Barrister Mohammad Hassan, he is here in UAE He is the only person who will handle this business and without him That means there is no way And I just finished my meeting with him About 2 hours ago, so he is the person And even I can meet with him again Tomorrow morning in his office and I beg you If you really want this business to move forward Just forget any issue or discussion with the soul Called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg you, I don't want you to discus with me anything about The soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg, don't tell me about him again It's only Barrister Mohammad Hassan That the person who I speak with about this business And no other soul called Barrister and I beg Do not tell me anything about the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa.
Somehow, Eric Castiglia, the guy who wrote and sang the song, managed to make it sound better than one could ever imagine possible.
My friend listen to me I don't know what you are doing Infact I have giving you the lawyer who you suppose to contact And I don't really know the reason why you are bringing the issue of the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I don't understand your plan here But I have told you to contact Barrister Mohammad Hassan, he is here in UAE He is the only person who will handle this business and without him That means there is no way And I just finished my meeting with him About 2 hours ago, so he is the person And even I can meet with him again Tomorrow morning in his office and I beg you If you really want this business to move forward Just forget any issue or discussion with the soul Called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg you, I don't want you to discus with me anything about The soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg, don't tell me about him again It's only Barrister Mohammad Hassan That the person who I speak with about this business And no other soul called Barrister and I beg Do not tell me anything about the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa.
Somehow, Eric Castiglia, the guy who wrote and sang the song, managed to make it sound better than one could ever imagine possible.
Frankly, I'd be surprised if you know "The Soul Called Mr. Barrister John Warosa" without watching Atomic Shrimp's scambating John Warosa episodes. Search it on YT if you don't know. If you can't do that, then clearly you're a small boy.
by EpicScientician January 5, 2022
High school calculus done right™️
As a well-established branch of pure mathematics, real analysis is known for being notoriously hard. This is due to hoardes of ill-prepared students not realizing that they've only studied baby mathematics previously.
As a well-established branch of pure mathematics, real analysis is known for being notoriously hard. This is due to hoardes of ill-prepared students not realizing that they've only studied baby mathematics previously.
Charles: Man, I thought calculus in high school was legit until I studied real analysis for the first time.
James: Yeah, it's the point in my life where I understood that my analysis of math just got real.
James: Yeah, it's the point in my life where I understood that my analysis of math just got real.
by EpicScientician September 18, 2021
Archaic for "A cat or other member of the cat family". Nowadays, we just refer to any member of the cat family as a cat. In particular, species of the cat family that are (much) larger than a house cat are referred as "big cats".
Today's Standards: Lions are big cats.
Proper Standards: No, they're felines. Who the hell came up with "big cats", a 3-year-old?
Today's Standards: Nope! We brought "feline" into disuse a long long time ago!
Proper Standards: No, they're felines. Who the hell came up with "big cats", a 3-year-old?
Today's Standards: Nope! We brought "feline" into disuse a long long time ago!
by EpicScientician September 26, 2021
Ed: Ey Bob I am studying fluid mechanics
Bob: You mean the area of physics you see mathematicians and engineers study instead of physicists?
Bob: You mean the area of physics you see mathematicians and engineers study instead of physicists?
by EpicScientician September 18, 2021
Who's the sussy baka above that claims the sky is blue? Did he/she/they/it gone outside in the past 10 years at all?! The sky is pretty much perma-grey nowadays.
by EpicScientician November 15, 2021
Remember Monika from DDLC? What if I told you she's a member of the Klan?
Yup, you read that right. (Her real name is Monikkka, BTW).
Yup, you read that right. (Her real name is Monikkka, BTW).
Edd: OMGGGGGGGGGGG! Monikkka's is a member of the Klan!!!!!!11
Ed: That must be why we never see her wearing anything else than here school uniform in-game: cuz she wears the KKK outfit outside of school! Obviously, she didn't want to reveal her secret!!!
Ed: That must be why we never see her wearing anything else than here school uniform in-game: cuz she wears the KKK outfit outside of school! Obviously, she didn't want to reveal her secret!!!
by EpicScientician December 3, 2021
Would have been a more popular langauge if half of its consonants weren't so hard for non-arabs to pronounce.
Arabic is also one of the few languages where it is compulsory to write in cursive: every American's nightmare.
Believe it or not, Arabic is way easier to learn than Japanese, though, at least when it comes to reading and writing. And if you learn Arabic, you'll look way cooler than that classmate who's fluent in Japanese.
Arabic is also one of the few languages where it is compulsory to write in cursive: every American's nightmare.
Believe it or not, Arabic is way easier to learn than Japanese, though, at least when it comes to reading and writing. And if you learn Arabic, you'll look way cooler than that classmate who's fluent in Japanese.
Karl: I stil can't pronounce 25% of the arabic letters right.
Carl: Stop complaining, dude, I still can't read and write in Japanese.
Carl: Stop complaining, dude, I still can't read and write in Japanese.
by EpicScientician September 18, 2021