ClaMedia 

Having one's clam exposed in the media.

Britney left in a hurry, neglecting to put on her Magic Underwear. As she exited the limo, the paparazzi exposed her to ClaMedia, causing an epidemic of Mormon Crotch at BYU.

ClaMedia by Cuntoleezza Rice May 16, 2008

claMedia 

when a bitch has had her pussy torn so many fucken times that it is infected and is highly contagious

That whore that i fucked last night in the pussy gave me ClaMedia.

claMedia by SmallDickJohn April 22, 2018

chlamedian 

Someone who has or has had chlamidya who is also funny.

chlamidyacomedian

Erica made a joke about chlamidya -she's such a chlamedian!

chlamedian by lonelygirl101 May 16, 2016

clamydia 

Chlamydia is a common sexually transmitted disease. It make your pussy smell like rotten clams, and your pussy lips get hard like clam shells.

My wife want a divorce because I gave her CHLAMYDIA. Who cares anyhow. Her pussy stinks and she's really starting to chafe my dick.

clamydia by 38 Caliber Kimo April 3, 2003

clamydia 

Clamydia is a silent diease that you can get from a chickenhead, hoe, slut, dirty nigga, or just trifling person. There doesn't have to be any symptoms and you can have a test come up negative. You need to ask for a clamydia test. This is more common than you think.

Keysha went to the doctor for a routine check up and got std tests to be safe. Sitting a home with her man, 3 days later she finds out she got Clamydia.

clamydia by It can happen to you. December 1, 2006

Social Chlamedia

The act of spreading infectious and spurious news and information through various social media channels.

social media + chlamydia = social chlamedia

Donald is completely full of shit, with his levels of social chlamedia, I'm surprised he's not been quarantined.

Social Chlamedia by Attila the Fun Pun January 28, 2019

clamidia 

A beautiful girl's name

my daughter clamidia has the most beautiful name in the world

clamidia by NathanialZZ February 9, 2010