catrot 

Something undesirable or unwanted. synonym for the words; bad, crap, rubbish or shit

Kyle was playing FIFA at my house yesterday and he was totally catrot!

catrot by Keel Squeerz March 31, 2017

catroaches

Felines that breed rapidly and over populate an area. Like cockroaches they are to many in one place.

The catroaches multiplied quickly and swarmed the house.

catroaches by jpg3 January 10, 2013

kakka carrot cake 

A real super sand legend.

Parody of Goku (Kakarot) in OneyNG's version of DBZ, Dragonzball P.

Kakka Carrot Cake: I'm Kakka Carrot Cake!!

Freezy Pop: ....

Kakka Carrot Cake: I am real super sand!

Freezy Pop: BAH!! Super pooper scoopers are just legend!!

Kakka Carrot Cake: You'll see Freezy Pop, I'm stronger than an ant, if an ant was.... THIS BIG!!

kakka carrot cake by bored9999 December 3, 2013

Wet-carrot 

Someone who is beautiful and isnt talented but people tell them they are because they are beautiful.

Not until age fourty she realized shes as interesting and special as a wet-carrot.

Wet-carrot by potato-dono November 1, 2010

a carrot in god's potato field 

a) a social misfit, but someone who still somehow functions within their society.

b ) a person who doesn't follow professionally in the footsteps of either parent

dude 1) i can't understand why my parents don't appreciate me more. i want to a history teacher; my mom is a chemist, and dad is an engineer.

dude 2) did you lol ever consider that you might be a carrot in god's potato field, and that your parents wanted you to professionally follow in their footsteps. (starts laughing)

a carrot in god's potato field by Uncle Dimma June 4, 2013

carrot wacker 

A want to be firefighter. Often with lots of blue lights and tall tales of firefighting glory.

Kyle thinks he is a fireman because he has a scanner and someones old fire dept T-shirt, he is such a carrot wacker.

carrot wacker by jjfrey October 15, 2010

Carrot'd 

To be stabbed with a sharpened carrot, usually in prison.

Shanked with a carrot

inmate 1:Ay man i heard yo boy got fucked up.
inmate 2:he got carrot'd

Carrot'd by mmmkitty December 5, 2009