1. A public servant who is dedicated to fire prevention, protection of life and property, and public safety.
2. An annoying individual who will not ever shut the hell up about heroism, brotherhood, nozzles, trucks, sacrifice, hooks, and/or ladders, who believes they are some sort of demi-god among men who needs to be worshipped as such, and demands praise constantly for his mere existence, possessing an innumerable amount of bumperstickers, t-shirts, and catalogues that retarded blind men would be able to recognize as pure crap. Easily identifiable because after 30 seconds of being in their presence, they will tell you they are a firefighter, and remind you at 5 second intervals thereafter.
2. An annoying individual who will not ever shut the hell up about heroism, brotherhood, nozzles, trucks, sacrifice, hooks, and/or ladders, who believes they are some sort of demi-god among men who needs to be worshipped as such, and demands praise constantly for his mere existence, possessing an innumerable amount of bumperstickers, t-shirts, and catalogues that retarded blind men would be able to recognize as pure crap. Easily identifiable because after 30 seconds of being in their presence, they will tell you they are a firefighter, and remind you at 5 second intervals thereafter.
1. The fire department hired 2 new firefighters to even out the staffing roster.
2. Wooooo!!! Send more hose man! Firefighters are heroes! Wooooo!!! I'm a firefighter! I'm in a brotherhood! Woooo! Hey, did I tell you I'm a firefighter? Avert ye eyes, lest ye be blinded! WOOOOOO!!!! Check out my MySpace page!
2. Wooooo!!! Send more hose man! Firefighters are heroes! Wooooo!!! I'm a firefighter! I'm in a brotherhood! Woooo! Hey, did I tell you I'm a firefighter? Avert ye eyes, lest ye be blinded! WOOOOOO!!!! Check out my MySpace page!
by nyc14gauge November 03, 2006
A firefighter is no more than a person who holds a compassion for their job, a love of their department and a brotherhood with over a million other men and women alike. They are people you can count on, at any time of the day. They are people who take pride in what they do.. only because thast all they know, thats what they were made to know. Theyre not heros... but they are the elctritions, the carpenters, the pipefitters and the butchers... so next time you see a fireman thank them for what they do... whether they are paid or volunteer they didnt have to take that job.... they wanted it....
A firefighter is no more than the man working on your roof, or the brother who died in the line of duty just doing what he or she loved...
by sgb May 15, 2006
Man or woman who has no useful skills other than being willing to follow the instructions of an equally useless captain. Although firefighters are usually regarded as heros, the large majority of them have never saved a single life. Some people regard them as hot even though most of them are fat due to the massive amount of time they spend watching TV and eating. Most of them have little regard for the common citizen and are often bothered when the city residents stop by the fire house to check out how their tax money is being spent.
Jim: I'm gonna spend this entire weekend like a firefighter
Marcus: What? You're gonna be putting out fires?
Jim: Nah, I'm gonna sink into the couch and watch the "Real Wives" marathon
Marcus: What? You're gonna be putting out fires?
Jim: Nah, I'm gonna sink into the couch and watch the "Real Wives" marathon
by shoopakabras September 30, 2011
by vincent v. March 17, 2005
Either paid on 24 hour on/off shifts or volunteer, firefighters purpose is to provide medical service to those in need of emergency care, and often, help extinguish residential, commercial, industrial, and vehicle and brush fires, and help rescue or evacuate anyone inside a structure on or at risk of being on fire.
Always in top shape, firefighters often get all the babes, (or guys for the female firefighters) and get their own calenders. Women flock to see firefighters in action, because we are so sexy.
Always in top shape, firefighters often get all the babes, (or guys for the female firefighters) and get their own calenders. Women flock to see firefighters in action, because we are so sexy.
by GilbertE253 February 06, 2005
Pre-ejaculation, the male lights his female partners pubic hairs on fire, yells out "firefighter," then extinguishes the fumes with his very own man juice.
by TheDesignatedHitter March 23, 2005
1) Person who generally fights fires, saves people from fires, exhibits fire safety at local schools, etc. Almost always in prime physical condition as to do their extremely dangerous job well. Also stereotypically male, although there are indeed female firefighters.
2) Post-9/11 adverb used to modify another descriptive adjective. Generally used to impart positive descriptive terms, can be used as an all-purpose intensifier.
2) Post-9/11 adverb used to modify another descriptive adjective. Generally used to impart positive descriptive terms, can be used as an all-purpose intensifier.
1) "Jeff is a firefighter. He's heroic, brave, and hot as all fucking get out."
2) "Ooh, lookie lookie! That boy over there! ... Firefighter cute, girls. If only Jacob could be that hot. He'd probably be able to satisfy me, what with all those well-defined muscles, pumping maddeningly into my love canal ... Oh, damn. Now I have a wideon." OR "Dammit, Merthedil, you're being firefighter obscene!"
2) "Ooh, lookie lookie! That boy over there! ... Firefighter cute, girls. If only Jacob could be that hot. He'd probably be able to satisfy me, what with all those well-defined muscles, pumping maddeningly into my love canal ... Oh, damn. Now I have a wideon." OR "Dammit, Merthedil, you're being firefighter obscene!"
by Merthedil December 07, 2003