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Wet Carrot 

A girl who's hot so everyone tells them they're interesting and special.

Then after their looks fade they realize they're about as interesting as a wet carrot.
"She's got a wicked body but she's such a wet carrot."

"FUCK THAT WET CARROT!"
Wet Carrot by wass clayton October 11, 2008
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Wet Carrot 

A girl who's hot so everyone tells them they're interesting and special.

Then after they're looks fade they realize they're about as interesting as a wet carrot.
She's got a wicked body but she's such a wet carrot.
Wet Carrot by wass clayton October 11, 2008

wet carrot 

a carrot used for masturbation purposes and becomes wet as a result
Mary was really horny and used a carrot to pleasure herself. Then offered me the use of her wet carrot, but I was afraid she had an STD.
wet carrot by SparkleAndShine10 November 27, 2011

Wet Carrot 

When somebody forgets they're a male, and turns into a hormonal and emotional wreck.
This is a Wet Carrot statement: "I wanted you guys to know first because without you guys none of this would have happened. I can't tell you how happy I am and how happy she's made me. Lots of love cause I bloody miss you all so much :( xxxxxxxx"

wet carrots 

A pair of small, widely spaced, droopy breasts. The term originated in the Sierra Foothills of California about ten years ago. Inspiration for the term is unknown but a couple of wet carrot tips poking through a paper towel creates a vivid picture.
That chick has a cute face, but I don't know about her wet carrots.
wet carrots by dirtytate June 28, 2006

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
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