carrot

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, cucumbers,leeks.
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
by Jake February 26, 2004
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A orange vegatable that are rich in vitamin K (good for your eyes, I think)
and is used as a dildo,
and used to teach naive girls how to give BJs.
Carrots may be good for your eyes, but they have many other uses.
by emma February 27, 2005
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The best cure for a deep rectal itch.
-My ass itches.
--Got some carrots in the fridge.
by MightyMcGloin May 16, 2010
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A type of vegetable that is orange, long and gets narrow and ends with a tip and if you eat them you can see in the dark.
sam:"this vegetable is orange"
greg: "yes it is sam"
sam: "what is it?"
greg: "it is a carrot"
by sare_xx December 15, 2008
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An orange veggie that all our parents made us eat as children telling us that it will help us see in the dark.
Child: "Mum, i'm done with dinner"
Mom: "Did you eat your carrots?"
Child: "No i dont like them."
Mom: "The will help you see in the dark."
Child: *jaw drops and shovels carrots into his/her mouth.*
by littlethinker May 14, 2013
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a carrot
person 1: Akko is getting lazy, no?

Akko: carrot
by Akko Stalin October 15, 2020
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an orange vegetable that grows in the ground, tastes good when ripe
My favorite food is the carrot.
by Bugs Bunny April 02, 2003
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