Urban Dictionary: potato

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potato is my way of living

by marymargielyn September 25, 2015

Food of the gods which have been blessed to us. A religious item that can be used in ceremonies.

by Asleo☆☽♡☼ March 25, 2017

People get confused when sentences don't end the way they potato.

by slapthatbutt November 29, 2011

An object of poor quality. Usually a video camera or a microphone.

"This youtube video quality sucks. Was it filmed with a potato?"

"The voice acting in this cartoon sucks. Did they record the voices with a potato?"

by Chdonga December 28, 2011

A person who is brainless and unaware of anything.

Person 1: Why is the new girl in the lower maths?
Person 2: Shes a potato.
Person 1: I'm so lucky that I'm not a potato.

by beauty_bubs97 September 11, 2014

Someone who's forever alone and no one would want to touch with a 10 ft stick.

by Bryn Tilney May 07, 2013

Me. I am potato

by captain potato June 30, 2015