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When you masturbate with too much tanning lotion and have a jaundiced member the next day.
I can't believe I used Build-A-Tan to beat off when I was drunk last night. Now I've got fuckin' carrot cock.
by MerkMeister November 27, 2007
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A term coined by Terrson to represent a form of Jenga where one removes an article of clothing whenever the tower falls.
It was a fearsome sight indeed after the tower fell for the last time, after that, strip jenga was forever banned in the lounge.

<Terrson> My name shall not go down in history as the guy who codified Strip Jenga.
Guess again, Terrson.
by OmniBot August 05, 2008
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When you masturbate with too much tanning lotion and have a jaundiced member the next day.
I can't believe I used Build-A-Tan to beat off when I was drunk last night. Now I've got fuckin' carrot cock.
by MerkMeister November 27, 2007
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The act when one's penis swells to the color of a bold bright orange, mainly after getting slammed in between two doors, or other acts of such.
Mrs. Smith: "Dr. Johnson, my son keeps complaining that he can't take a piss."

Dr. Johnson: "Mrs. Smith, that is because it appears your son has a very mean case of carrot cock."
by anonymous ass March 25, 2003
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Slang term for a male with red hair, i.e. ginger, strawberry blonde hair.

Red headed females are refered to as having a ginger minge.
Check out the guy with the red nodge!! Bet he has a carrot cock!
by king_kenny October 16, 2005
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