by jaylovescarrots January 08, 2010
by spoof720 July 16, 2013
The fine art of throwing canoes at old ladies and see how many it takes for them to say FUCK OFF!!!!
by Captain Tuckshop November 22, 2006
The act of hugging or embracing in an intertwined manner, like two carrots that have grown together.
by Hippygoth November 15, 2012
A food item that is in possession of a particular person. A carrot helps a person calm down once it's offered to the person that requires calming down. A natural rival of a cookie.
by A-A 1 January 03, 2021
Fans of One Direction who are typically under the age of 13 and still think that stupid, over used jokes are funny and use them on a daily basis. In public.
Carrot: I dont eat with spoons cause Liam doesnt!!!!!!1! VAS HAPPENIN! I eat carrots!!!11!
Me: Please shut up.
Me: Please shut up.
by WaddupMyBrotha August 10, 2012
The annoying directioners. Normally between the ages of 8-12. A new directioner. A directioner who has just entered the fandom and feels as if they have to connect everyday words to one direction. Normal directioners will just ignore the use of the word "pussy" but carrots will automatically be like "ermahgerd hazza1!!1!!"
Girl 1: here's a spoon for your soup
Girl 2: oh my god Karen, you're so stupid, I can't use a spoon! Liam has a fear of spoons so I do to
Girl 1: stop being such a carrot
Girl 2: oh my god Karen, you're so stupid, I can't use a spoon! Liam has a fear of spoons so I do to
Girl 1: stop being such a carrot
by tinaghevondian May 27, 2013