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Carrot Dragon
A person who explosively loses their lunch. The expulsion has such force that it resembles the fire breathing qualities of a mythical dragon. As ever with vomit, the assured presence of carrots is irrespective of consumption or non-consumption of the protagonist.
Carrot Dragon by Dave Ford May 29, 2023
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carrot dick by Gareth August 14, 2003
Carrot Dick
A penis that is thick at the base and very narrow at the tip. Often not very good at pleasuring your girl
Carrot Dick by babyyyyy88 December 31, 2017
Carrot Dipped in Ranch
A white person who appears to be a good and friendly sweet person, but is really just as mean and racist as Donald Trump, making them orange on the inside. They are very hard to spot and sly people.
"You know, I really thought he was a cool person, but after making that racist comment, he is a carrot dipped in ranch."
"That carrot dipped in ranch needs to stop running his mouth and being so racist!"
"That carrot dipped in ranch needs to stop running his mouth and being so racist!"
Carrot Dipped in Ranch by dfhnk June 8, 2017
carrot dogging
A communications instructor/furniture store employee inserts a carrot in his rectum and proceeds to take it out, put it in a bun, and eats it.
carrot dogging by Secondwifejulia July 1, 2017
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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