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A penis that is both tapered and has a shrivelled appearance.
The lady fainted at the sight of his diminuitive carrot dick.
by Gareth August 14, 2003
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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A penis that is thick at the base and very narrow at the tip. Often not very good at pleasuring your girl
Girl: Take your pants off

Guy: I can’t, I have a carrot dick.
Girl: Gross
by babyyyyy88 December 31, 2017
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A guy who holds an opportunity out in front of you in hopes of getting laid. Dangling a carrot in front of you over his dick, hence the term "Carrot Dick".
"What's up with that Carrot Dick guy?"
"That guy tried to Carrot Dick me!"
by Minker1 November 28, 2017
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A dick that is carrot like in appearance. Also, the act of using a carrot instead of a penis for sex acts.
My buddy Dave has a small dick so he uses a carrot dick to pleasure women.
by pdubbs2907 October 21, 2016
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A guy who holds an opportunity out in front of you in hopes of getting laid. Dangling a carrot in front of you over his dick, hence the term "Carrot Dick".
"That guy was a total Carrot Dick!"
"He was waving his Carrot Dick around."
by Minker1 December 01, 2017
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