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Blurfist 

Verb. For one who performs an intense and vicious masturbation session that the hand moves so quickly it becomes blurry to the untrained eye.
Pete was blurfisting last night in preparation for FistFest so vigorously that he broke his dick.
Blurfist by mini man May 11, 2009
When the female partner uses her mouth to suck the last few drops of semen out of the male's penis, immediately after the male ejaculates inside the female's vagina.
blurpie by Wristwatch December 7, 2009

bluefield 

small town in southwestern virginia where nothing really happens; quite peaceful and quiet
I think I'll go back to bluefield and take me a day off. It's so quiet there, no one would know where I left.
bluefield by blue_spectra January 16, 2005

bluefield 

a place where nothing happens, but half of the girls seem to be pregnant.
they only have one gang...the yea-boyz; which isn't much of a threat.
if you ever choose to move here god have mercy on your soul because boredom will kill you.
the only successful people to come out of bluefield is Producer Young Yerr and NY giant's Amahd Bradshaw and everyone claims they're related to the football player.
but doesn't claim randy moss.
Bluefield sucks blue balls.
Bluefield is the only stupid city to put a clock in the middle of the road in their dead ghost down-town.
bluefield by Radquesha July 7, 2008

Bluefield State College 

A regular college that got chewed on and spit back up. Bluefield State is absolutely the poorest example of an institution of higher learning in the country... nope scratch that... the WORLD.

This is an institution of professors who are brain-dead morons, with IQ's of no more than 80 (yes, they're THAT stupid.) Students consider suicide, homicide, and both at bluefield (not because of difficult classes. Actually, exactly the opposite.)

Don't go to bluefield if they pay you to go. It's the worst experience and it makes people less intelligent. One student has gone here over an Ivy League (Yale) but picked bluefield due to financial issues.

Plain and simply, Bluefield wants the academic atmosphere of Berkeley, although it has the stability of the bermuda triangle.
TO HELL WITH BLUEFIELD STATE COLLEGE AND EVERYTHING TO DO WITH IT.
The sound when you put your mouth (lips) against part of a person's body and blow.

The blurtie sounds better when you perform this on a person's chest or cheek.
When a new baby is born, the mother does a blurtie on the baby's stomach to calm the baby.
blurtie by DILMS July 11, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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