blurfie 

Picture taken of yourself that is blurry and unclear. Blurfies are used to annoy friends in chats.

"Oh god, John keeps sending me blurfies."

blurfie by kryptonito May 11, 2014

Blurfist 

Verb. For one who performs an intense and vicious masturbation session that the hand moves so quickly it becomes blurry to the untrained eye.

Pete was blurfisting last night in preparation for FistFest so vigorously that he broke his dick.

Blurfist by mini man May 11, 2009

blurpie 

When the female partner uses her mouth to suck the last few drops of semen out of the male's penis, immediately after the male ejaculates inside the female's vagina.

My girlfriend gives the best blurpies!

blurpie by Wristwatch December 7, 2009

bluefield 

small town in southwestern virginia where nothing really happens; quite peaceful and quiet

I think I'll go back to bluefield and take me a day off. It's so quiet there, no one would know where I left.

bluefield by blue_spectra January 16, 2005

bluefield 

a place where nothing happens, but half of the girls seem to be pregnant.
they only have one gang...the yea-boyz; which isn't much of a threat.
if you ever choose to move here god have mercy on your soul because boredom will kill you.
the only successful people to come out of bluefield is Producer Young Yerr and NY giant's Amahd Bradshaw and everyone claims they're related to the football player.
but doesn't claim randy moss.

Bluefield sucks blue balls.
Bluefield is the only stupid city to put a clock in the middle of the road in their dead ghost down-town.

bluefield by Radquesha July 7, 2008

Bluefield State College 

A regular college that got chewed on and spit back up. Bluefield State is absolutely the poorest example of an institution of higher learning in the country... nope scratch that... the WORLD.

This is an institution of professors who are brain-dead morons, with IQ's of no more than 80 (yes, they're THAT stupid.) Students consider suicide, homicide, and both at bluefield (not because of difficult classes. Actually, exactly the opposite.)

Don't go to bluefield if they pay you to go. It's the worst experience and it makes people less intelligent. One student has gone here over an Ivy League (Yale) but picked bluefield due to financial issues.

Plain and simply, Bluefield wants the academic atmosphere of Berkeley, although it has the stability of the bermuda triangle.

TO HELL WITH BLUEFIELD STATE COLLEGE AND EVERYTHING TO DO WITH IT.

Bluefield State College by Stan.Ford.Grad.2013 September 30, 2012

blurtie 

The sound when you put your mouth (lips) against part of a person's body and blow.

The blurtie sounds better when you perform this on a person's chest or cheek.

When a new baby is born, the mother does a blurtie on the baby's stomach to calm the baby.

blurtie by DILMS July 11, 2006