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Something most people on Urban Dictionary don't have.
His IQ is about that of someone who uses Urban Dictionary.
by John Tugboat January 03, 2015
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Something that I don't have a lot of.
I'm not sure what an IQ is, but Momma said mine is really low. I think it has something to do with my leg braces. I miss Momma.
by Forrest Gump September 04, 2003
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A bunch of nonsense fabricated by simpletons in an attempt to objectify a complex and subjective attribute known as intelligence. This measures the ability to perform simple mental tasks, which can be augmented by training and practice. IQ tests take no note of intuition and creativity, nor have any bearing on true intelligence. They have some relation to job success because only this simple minded interpretation is needed for repetitive and obedient tasks.
I have scored well over 140 on recognized IQ tests scored by 'certified psychologists' while half asleep, but don't give a shit. A truly intelligent person does not brag, but rather teaches, and realizes that a 'high IQ' means precisely dick, just as well as many other qualifications in modern society such as degrees, etc. Many feel intimidated by the real scope of intelligence thus they try to tame it and make it comprehensible on a 'normal' level rather than to truly develop it within themselves and increase the breadth of their perspective.
by Shadow Creator August 15, 2007
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Intelligence Quota. A number distributed to give people something to boast about, so they don't have to worry about real world accolades and achievement.
People boast about how IQ is genetic and predicts everything in life, while popping Adderall pills.
by Pizzlej February 12, 2019
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1. abbreviation for internet quiz

2. abbreviation for intelligence quotient,

both pointless, and a waste of time


1. y are there so many I.Q's around, are people really that bored?

2. the average I.Q is 100, i got a 98...i loose
by The airhead guy January 17, 2009
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The number which rolls out of an IQ test, which measures how well you can take that test and throws out a number saying it's your IQ.
I sure as hell don't have the IQ to understand the above story, i think...
by Frizzly August 18, 2009
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