Something most people on Urban Dictionary don't have.
by John Tugboat January 3, 2015
I'm not sure what an IQ is, but Momma said mine is really low. I think it has something to do with my leg braces. I miss Momma.
by Forrest Gump September 5, 2003
A bunch of nonsense fabricated by simpletons in an attempt to objectify a complex and subjective attribute known as intelligence. This measures the ability to perform simple mental tasks, which can be augmented by training and practice. IQ tests take no note of intuition and creativity, nor have any bearing on true intelligence. They have some relation to job success because only this simple minded interpretation is needed for repetitive and obedient tasks.
I have scored well over 140 on recognized IQ tests scored by 'certified psychologists' while half asleep, but don't give a shit. A truly intelligent person does not brag, but rather teaches, and realizes that a 'high IQ' means precisely dick, just as well as many other qualifications in modern society such as degrees, etc. Many feel intimidated by the real scope of intelligence thus they try to tame it and make it comprehensible on a 'normal' level rather than to truly develop it within themselves and increase the breadth of their perspective.
by Shadow Creator August 15, 2007
Intelligence Quota. A number distributed to give people something to boast about, so they don't have to worry about real world accolades and achievement.
by Pizzlej February 12, 2019
The number which rolls out of an IQ test, which measures how well you can take that test and throws out a number saying it's your IQ.
by Frizzly August 18, 2009
by anonymous m-fer May 21, 2019
A measure of your intelligence
0-50 Retard
51-70 Idiot
71-90 Under Average
91-110 Average
111-120 Above Average
121-140 Very Smart
141+ Genius
0-50 Retard
51-70 Idiot
71-90 Under Average
91-110 Average
111-120 Above Average
121-140 Very Smart
141+ Genius
by Idonotcareaboutthiswebsite June 4, 2017