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Something most people on Urban Dictionary don't have.
His IQ is about that of someone who uses Urban Dictionary.
by John Tugboat January 03, 2015
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Fredagsmys is pretty much the most holy tradition of Sweden. The word origins from two words; “fredag” and “mys”, which roughly translates to Friday and cozy. Every Friday, all Swedes drive by the supermarket to buy ingredients for taco, soda and chips. Then, they all sit down in their sofas with their families or friends and watch telly. Usually, the parents fall asleep after a few glasses of wine or beer while the kids stuff themselves with chips until they have a stomach ache.
Now it's the end of the week; it is time for fredagsmys!
by popsicle power June 19, 2011
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Something that I don't have a lot of.
I'm not sure what an IQ is, but Momma said mine is really low. I think it has something to do with my leg braces. I miss Momma.
by Forrest Gump September 04, 2003
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A bunch of nonsense fabricated by simpletons in an attempt to objectify a complex and subjective attribute known as intelligence. This measures the ability to perform simple mental tasks, which can be augmented by training and practice. IQ tests take no note of intuition and creativity, nor have any bearing on true intelligence. They have some relation to job success because only this simple minded interpretation is needed for repetitive and obedient tasks.
I have scored well over 140 on recognized IQ tests scored by 'certified psychologists' while half asleep, but don't give a shit. A truly intelligent person does not brag, but rather teaches, and realizes that a 'high IQ' means precisely dick, just as well as many other qualifications in modern society such as degrees, etc. Many feel intimidated by the real scope of intelligence thus they try to tame it and make it comprehensible on a 'normal' level rather than to truly develop it within themselves and increase the breadth of their perspective.
by Shadow Creator August 15, 2007
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Intelligence Quota. A number distributed to give people something to boast about, so they don't have to worry about real world accolades and achievement.
People boast about how IQ is genetic and predicts everything in life, while popping Adderall pills.
by Pizzlej February 12, 2019
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A made up, fictional measurement of intelligence invented by Youtubers to clickbait viewers, And Rick and Morty fans to rub their intelligence in others faces.
Man: I just had a 10000 IQ play in Roblox: escape Spongbob Obby!
Woman: IQ doesn’t exist, idiot
by ShmexySocks January 06, 2021
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1. abbreviation for internet quiz

2. abbreviation for intelligence quotient,

both pointless, and a waste of time

1. y are there so many I.Q's around, are people really that bored?

2. the average I.Q is 100, i got a 98...i loose
by The airhead guy January 17, 2009
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