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Bluffin with my muffin
Phrase coined by Lady Gaga in her hit song Poker Face. Means she's using her pussy (muffin) to con guys.
Joe: Hey Jill, let's hang tonight.
Jill: Nah...
Joe: I'll buy dinner.
Jill: OK.
Joe: Are you gonna put out?
Jill: Nope. Just a bluffin with my muffin!
Jill: Nah...
Joe: I'll buy dinner.
Jill: OK.
Joe: Are you gonna put out?
Jill: Nope. Just a bluffin with my muffin!
Bluffin with my muffin by Eddy January 21, 2009
Related Words
Bluffie • Bluffin with my muffin • bluffin • bluffed • Bluffering • buffie • bluefield • bluffer • Bluffing • bluffington
Bluffin'
Anthony: Yoo you a straight Bluffin', where my weed at? you said you had it
Kendra: Nahh yo, cameron straight intercept that joint, so i aint got none
Kendra: Nahh yo, cameron straight intercept that joint, so i aint got none
Bluffin' by yowheredamoneyat January 19, 2011
Bluffin Top
when a blue waffle is so bloated,saggy,and flappy that ,when pants are worn,it overhangs like a muffin top would.
Bluffin Top by swapps October 30, 2010
bluffered
bluffered by 4eversproutie503 September 24, 2011
bluffington
The town where Doug Funnie lives, with his blue friend Skeeter Valentine, his yellow friend Patty Mayonnaise, and this green dumbass Roger Klotz.
bluffington by Mr. Dink May 2, 2008
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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