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Short for who cares. Instead of saying who gives a crap, just say gives. It is usually pronounced as a question... Gives?
Person A says: I was going to the store and blah, blah, blah
Person B responds: Gives?
gives by Philip Cutrone June 25, 2005
A word used by Nigerians, gives means to fuck, low key having sex but without inserting the dick into any hole apart for your mouth. It was originally originated from SEF school.
Guy 1 : guy did you give the babe today
Guy 2 : the gives was sweet abeg.
Gives by Nigerianbratz September 15, 2018

Gives me the willies 

Something very scary or creepy. Alternative: it gives me the creeps.

Origin: A family that got killed in a tragic landslide in New Hampsire in 1826.
Gives me the willies by Mrberlinnh September 18, 2014

gives up the ass 

Term used to describe the event in which a woman refuses in the participation in anal sex, but then surrenders as an act of playful tease.
"And just when i thought she wasnt interested, she gives up the ass". This is usually followed by "Ya damn right i took it, cos she dont got to tell me twice".
gives up the ass by JC June 12, 2004

Gives me wood 

Makes me have an erection.
"With this tiny bikini you gives me wood."
Gives me wood by Hasaro February 25, 2012

gives none

to not care
Person 1: "Wow your a dick"
Person 2: "Gives none."

Person 1: "I'm seeing Eminem in concert tonight!"
Person 2: "Gives none."
gives none by loserlikeme555 June 29, 2011
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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