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The act/form of straddling over someone's mouth and letting one loose. For maximized blurpie results, cover the mouth and plug the nose simultaneously.
Jessica Alba is so hot, I would let her give me a blurpie any day of the week. I would even suck the fart out of her ass.
blurpie by HHML May 10, 2006
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Blurplefy 

The act of taking one's Discord profile picture and changing the colours to be only Blurple, Discord's main colour, and White. (Occasionally Dark Blurple, if necessary)
"Yo, dude, I've just joined Project Blurple. You gonna join as well?"

"Yeah. Isn't that the place where you Blurplefy your image?"
Blurplefy by GamesForDays2 June 10, 2018
(Young) Black Urban Professional

Derived from Yuppie
"Yo, ever since Jerome started working PR for the Gap he became a total Bluppie."
Bluppie by Ajaphilia March 5, 2012
A color the combination of blue and purple. Usually found in textbooks to highlight or summarize key terms or plot summaries.
"That color isn't exactly blue and it ain't exactly purple. It must be Blurple."
Blurple by MrEdwards December 13, 2016
Someone who is so dark black that he is almost purple causing his teeth to look very white.
That nigga' is so black, he's blurple! And look at them teeth!
blurple by D January 17, 2004
When tha blue and red lights (police) turn they lights on telling you to pull over. Its all on you to decide if you gone pull over or not
man i almost got blurped last nite!
Blurped by Redb0ne. January 12, 2008