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blurpie
When the female partner uses her mouth to suck the last few drops of semen out of the male's penis, immediately after the male ejaculates inside the female's vagina.
blurpie by Wristwatch December 7, 2009
blurtIMing
When you tend to hit enter after each word in an Instant Message conversation for no apparent reason.
Lauren: So
Lauren: Today was
Lauren: like so
Lauren: much fun
Lauren: I can't
Lauren: believe
Lauren: we got all that
Lauren: done
Lauren: so fast.
Lauren: It's really
Lauren: Unbelievable.
Anthony: Yeah, nice, thanks for blurtIMing me homo, that was a really easy story to follow
Lauren: Today was
Lauren: like so
Lauren: much fun
Lauren: I can't
Lauren: believe
Lauren: we got all that
Lauren: done
Lauren: so fast.
Lauren: It's really
Lauren: Unbelievable.
Anthony: Yeah, nice, thanks for blurtIMing me homo, that was a really easy story to follow
blurtIMing by riga1tony May 17, 2009
Blurter
I can't believe Jonny (soft J) fucked Emily in the blurter so callously!
That shifty vindaloo made Jonnys blurter combust
That shifty vindaloo made Jonnys blurter combust
Blurter by Lat1no Heat December 21, 2009
Blurtweasel
Blurtweasel; An individual who posesses the rare combination of not only being "Blurty" but also being "Weasely"
"You are such a Blurtweasel, you make me vomit out my Japs eye!!!"
"I wouldn't let him finger my Git, he's a Blurtweasel!"
"I wouldn't let him finger my Git, he's a Blurtweasel!"
Blurtweasel by Moothead February 14, 2012
Wet blunties
When you sharing a blunt with number of people, if it doesn't have a filter it tends to get wet. Wet blunties is one way of showing the boys you love them.
Wet blunties by Saturdaysfordaboys September 18, 2020
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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