blurtie

The sound when you put your mouth (lips) against part of a person's body and blow.

The blurtie sounds better when you perform this on a person's chest or cheek.

When a new baby is born, the mother does a blurtie on the baby's stomach to calm the baby.

by DILMS July 11, 2006

blurpie

When the female partner uses her mouth to suck the last few drops of semen out of the male's penis, immediately after the male ejaculates inside the female's vagina.

My girlfriend gives the best blurpies!

by Wristwatch December 7, 2009

blurtIMing

When you tend to hit enter after each word in an Instant Message conversation for no apparent reason.

Lauren: So
Lauren: Today was
Lauren: like so

Lauren: much fun
Lauren: I can't
Lauren: believe
Lauren: we got all that
Lauren: done
Lauren: so fast.
Lauren: It's really
Lauren: Unbelievable.
Anthony: Yeah, nice, thanks for blurtIMing me homo, that was a really easy story to follow

by riga1tony May 17, 2009

Blurter

An Arsehole (Anatomy)

I can't believe Jonny (soft J) fucked Emily in the blurter so callously!

That shifty vindaloo made Jonnys blurter combust

by Lat1no Heat December 21, 2009

Blurtweasel

Blurtweasel; An individual who posesses the rare combination of not only being "Blurty" but also being "Weasely"

"You are such a Blurtweasel, you make me vomit out my Japs eye!!!"

"I wouldn't let him finger my Git, he's a Blurtweasel!"

by Moothead February 14, 2012

blurting

A mix between a blumpkin and a dirty sanchez

Last night she was blurting me on the toilet!

by Dinos queen April 12, 2016

Wet blunties

When you sharing a blunt with number of people, if it doesn't have a filter it tends to get wet. Wet blunties is one way of showing the boys you love them.

Last night me and the boys had couple of wet blunties before the drinks.

by Saturdaysfordaboys September 18, 2020