pussy dentist

Another name for going to the gyno

I have to go to the pussy dentist to get my cooche checked out

by Wristwatch May 14, 2017

Dick Turnip

Ingrown hair on the shaft of the penis.

That guy just cut me off! What a dick turnip!

by Wristwatch July 03, 2016

blurpie

When the female partner uses her mouth to suck the last few drops of semen out of the male's penis, immediately after the male ejaculates inside the female's vagina.

My girlfriend gives the best blurpies!

by Wristwatch December 08, 2009