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When your face is so good looking it is taking over the rest of your head.
You're bald.

I know. My face is so good looking it's taking over the rest of my head.
by allholy1 December 11, 2007
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perhaps the most common way to describe a man who is either losing his hair or has none at all.
A bald man is beautiful when his heart is too.
by Anna Isabella November 02, 2006
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without hair or other covering material, smooth to the penile touch.
the only reason that chap william had nella was so he had a new bald head to rub
by miguel sanchez March 30, 2003
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A new word that is starting to circle the Bay area as a substitute for "tight".
"I fucked a model last night,"

"Really? That's fuckin bald."
by David from the bay July 22, 2008
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