blurfing

Surfing blogs (a combination of blog + surfing).

I spent all night blurfing from one link to another.

by afillo May 28, 2007

Blurfing

The art of pretending to work while actually scrolling endlessly through nonsense on your phone, only to panic and alt-tab when the boss walks by.

"Jeff spent his entire morning blurfing through memes and conspiracy theories, only to look shocked when his manager asked for the report he hadn’t even started."

by b@mb00zlet0n March 8, 2025

bluffington

The town where Doug Funnie lives, with his blue friend Skeeter Valentine, his yellow friend Patty Mayonnaise, and this green dumbass Roger Klotz.

Mayor: "Stash your trash! Beautify Bluffington!"
Doug: "Honkerburger plz"

by Mr. Dink May 2, 2008

Bluffing

Saying you have something that you don't or saying you are going to do something that you arn't going to do.

Bluffing is often used in poker.

by Martin January 29, 2004

blurting

A mix between a blumpkin and a dirty sanchez

Last night she was blurting me on the toilet!

by Dinos queen April 12, 2016

Blurging

To move your ass on and off the toilet seat whilst flushing to make a distinctive sound.

Murray: Hi lads, do you fancy going to the toilet's for some major blurging after we drop a P bomb?

Blair: Yes mate, that sounds like a great plan.

Brendan: I agree blurging sounds like a good idea.

by Murrray November 23, 2010

Bluffing Butthole

When one goes to shit, but only farts.

I went to take a shit, but it turns out I have a Bluffing Butthole.

by Taint Tap November 24, 2010