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Bedoggler
That one guy you might know is the biggest bedoggler because he submitted my word to urban dictionary and the idiot didn't even hear the word before I told him!
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There’s no bunk beds in a graveyard
Used as an analogy for “when the grim reaper comes, you can’t call your friends. You’re going alone”
There’s no bunk beds in a graveyard by sukan December 27, 2022
bedongled
Person #1: I can't stop thinking about that hot guy with the big bulge in his pants. You know he's packing some heat down there.
Person #2: Holy shit, you're totally bedongled.
Person #2: Holy shit, you're totally bedongled.
bedongled by ihumpedthat June 2, 2015
notch in the bedpost
A person you've had sex with. Derived from the practice of tallying the number of sexual partners you've had by indenting your bed post. It is often used in derogatory fashion, by representing that a person is recognized solely as a past sexual achievement.
Tom: Hey, what happened with that girl...Sarah?
Kyle: Meh. She was just another notch in the bedpost.
Kyle: Meh. She was just another notch in the bedpost.
notch in the bedpost by hambone skeet skeet November 19, 2013
Bedside Volcano
A growing yet indecipherable mound, composed of unmatched socks, sweaters, underwear, pillows, books, catalogs, unopened mail, empty bottles, reading glasses, chargers, clean and dirty towels, exercise paraphernalia, countless and nameless other things, many forgotten yet long-sought, the entirety overtaking the room, cascading, poised to erupt.
Bedside Volcano by Monkey's Dad February 25, 2023