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by g money October 16, 2004

Bedoggler

Person; Someone who is incorrect due to their own stupidity or because they are unaware.

That one guy you might know is the biggest bedoggler because he submitted my word to urban dictionary and the idiot didn't even hear the word before I told him!

by Leigh5280 August 1, 2016

There’s no bunk beds in a graveyard

Used as an analogy for “when the grim reaper comes, you can’t call your friends. You’re going alone”

Bro1: Man you know i love you but “There’s no bunk beds in a graveyard”.
Bro2: fuck

by sukan December 27, 2022

bedongled

When you're bedazzled by dong.

Person #1: I can't stop thinking about that hot guy with the big bulge in his pants. You know he's packing some heat down there.

Person #2: Holy shit, you're totally bedongled.

by ihumpedthat June 2, 2015

notch in the bedpost

A person you've had sex with. Derived from the practice of tallying the number of sexual partners you've had by indenting your bed post. It is often used in derogatory fashion, by representing that a person is recognized solely as a past sexual achievement.

Tom: Hey, what happened with that girl...Sarah?
Kyle: Meh. She was just another notch in the bedpost.

by hambone skeet skeet November 19, 2013

Bedside Volcano

A growing yet indecipherable mound, composed of unmatched socks, sweaters, underwear, pillows, books, catalogs, unopened mail, empty bottles, reading glasses, chargers, clean and dirty towels, exercise paraphernalia, countless and nameless other things, many forgotten yet long-sought, the entirety overtaking the room, cascading, poised to erupt.

"Have you seen my phone?"
"Have you checked the bedside volcano?"
"Which one??"
"Good question."

by Monkey's Dad February 25, 2023

Bedsores

The only sex injury my ex wife has ever endured.

Martha was a real dead fish. Bedsores were the only sex injury shes ever known of.

by McTobes January 30, 2020