Bedsores

The only sex injury my ex wife has ever endured.

Martha was a real dead fish. Bedsores were the only sex injury shes ever known of.

by McTobes January 30, 2020

bedsores

Disgusting sores you get mostly on your back and legs from sitting in bed too much.

I totally spent all weekend in bed watching Netflix. I'm developing some awesome looking bedsores on my lower back.

by 318351983y51 April 23, 2011

Bedsore

Lazy.Lazy-ass.God-for nuthin'.A male or female that spends most of their day in the bed(sleepin')while your ass is off off workin'.

"Girl, I feel for you...that bedsore needs to get his ass up and get a J.O.B."

by Leigh Lowther December 30, 2005