5 definitions by McTobes

Tribbing

A survival technique enabling two women to start a fire using nothing but their vaginas. Both women must be without cloths and pressed against each other in a scissoring manner. They then must rub, hump and grind their womanhoods together causing a rather tremendous amount of friction. This can sometimes take a while but if done correctly over a dry pile of tinder, a single spark can produce a roaring fire.

...After our canoes flipped and all of us were soaked to the bone in below freezing temperatures, I thought we were all doomed. Luckily, Mother and Aunt Joan knew exactly what to do and wasted no time. Within minutes they were producing enough smoke to send a signal for help and finally after a few sparks came off of them we were able to start a fire big enough to keep all of us warm and dry untill help arrived. Tribbing saved my life and the lives of those I love.

by McTobes August 18, 2019

Taint

The skin between a womans vagina and rectum that is there to cleanse the palate between taste tests.

I used to think that vagina tasted like ass untill I realized I was forgetting a step. I was working my way from back to front and forgetting to touch base on the taint in between orifices. Life is much better now!

by McTobes November 30, 2019

Bedsores

The only sex injury my ex wife has ever endured.

Martha was a real dead fish. Bedsores were the only sex injury shes ever known of.

by McTobes January 31, 2020

Anal Vice

When a sexual partner either wants an apology or wants to extract information from their man and clenches their penis in their anus as if they are trying to pinch a steal loaf until the "clenched" surrenders the information.

Jamie- "I swear, it was just us guys here last night babe!"
Kim- "I smell that sweet hot stank in the air! Who was she?! Your going in the anal vice until you tell me that twats name!
Jamie- "Nooooooooooo............. ;) "

by McTobes March 31, 2016

Tire Swing

A person who has a constantly changing and open sexuality.

Jamie- "Have you met Terry's new boyfriend?"
Matt- "I didn't know he was gay."
Jamie- "Oh, he's not. He's just a tire swing. He swings whatever way the wind blows him."

by McTobes September 13, 2019