bedophile

someone who loves to sleep

i napped all day, i'm such a bedophile

by monkey12345 April 11, 2008

Bedophile

Someone who is in a sexual relationship with their bed

Drake loved his bed so much he left Millie Bobby Brown for it, now he is a bedophile

by WrinklyNut June 18, 2021

Bedophile

Someone whom is attracted to underaged beds. Typically refered to as a Bedo.

“Calvin was being a real bedophile last night.” John said
“Yeah I saw him in 2 furniture stores recently fucking kids beds.” Jason added

by The cat is not in the hat October 20, 2017

bedophile

Someone who loves to lay in bed for fun, a power nap, to catch themselves or just to satisfy their sleep addiction.

Crissy couldn't come along for the party tonight, she's such a bedophile.

I know right, i wish i could be that easily satisfied...it must be my mattress, i should have it replaced.

by EcchiTemptation March 28, 2016