2 definitions by hambone skeet skeet

Quarterback of the Atlanta Falcons football team of the National Football League. Looks like a 40 year-old lesbian.
Wow, look at that middle-aged lesbian....oh no wait, that's matt ryan!
by hambone skeet skeet October 8, 2013
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A person you've had sex with. Derived from the practice of tallying the number of sexual partners you've had by indenting your bed post. It is often used in derogatory fashion, by representing that a person is recognized solely as a past sexual achievement.
Tom: Hey, what happened with that girl...Sarah?
Kyle: Meh. She was just another notch in the bedpost.
by hambone skeet skeet November 19, 2013
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