notch

A notch is a piece of eyebrow missing due to a razor.
How it occurs:
1. Person A makes a boast about something they will due
2. Person B says "notch"
3. Person A must then do the thing that they boasted about or else Person B will get to take a piece of their eyebrow

Person A: I'm going to go climb the CN Tower now
Person B: Notch
Person A: Crap, it was just a joke
Person B grabs a razor

by :)jwood(: March 28, 2015

notch

(noun) A top notch hoe. Above average looking female.

Damn your sister is top notch.

by Wood Dawger June 30, 2005

notch

Noun, sense 1. An affectionate synonym for 'vagina'. See also gash.

Noun, sense 2. Someone with whom you basically just get drunk and/or high and have sex, usually on a short term basis. Compare to "your girl" or "a ho", both are higher on the intimacy ladder.

Sense 1: "I am so going to hit that notch, bro."

Sense 2: "Are you going to the prom with him?" "Naw. He's just a notch."

by Danny Delinquent December 05, 2003

notch

1. to score a point

2. to copulate

He a was about to notch, which would win the game, but he slipped at the last minute.

by The Return of Light Joker October 12, 2011

notch

bitch. (comes from a common mis-typing of the word 'bitch' when entered into the apple iphone touch-screen keypad).

omg, lol ur such a notch, gurl, dat queen must h8 u.

by omgno.udidnt October 06, 2009

notch

what emeril lagasse likes to kick up in his show "Emeril Live." Usually involves a little garlic, salt, some essence, and BAM!

When we come back, another notch!!!!
(Doc Gibbs and Emeril Live band play music)

by static euph0ria June 04, 2005

notch

(noun) - the bridge of skin between the testicles and the anus. See also taint and grundle.

It's notch yer ass and it's notch yer balls!

by R February 01, 2005