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Smiling smugly as he watched refugee children being torn from the arms of their mothers, the only applicable word for Trump was 'empanada' - not the pudgy, cheesy lump he mimicked, but a person whose quotient of empathy was zero, nothing, nil, nada.
by Monkey's Dad October 27, 2021
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The debilitating capacity to feel what another person is experiencing.
Although she herself was still healthy, safe and cared for, she had completely stopped eating, knowing how many others were hungry, isolated and suffering from the illness, immobilized by her empathology,
by Monkey's Dad March 16, 2020
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According to the White House, one of Trump's many accomplishments, as the pandemic rages fully out of control.
The White House included "ending the coronavirus pandemic'"on a list of the Trump administration's science and technology accomplishments, despite nearly half a million Americans testing positive for Covid-19 in just the last week.
by Monkey's Dad October 28, 2020
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Unwilling or unable to move, due to being entranced, usually at the sight of a highly attractive person.
He cannot stop staring at her. My God. She is so incredibly beautiful. He stands frozen at the top of the escalator, people pouring off it right behind him, tripping and falling. He dimly realizes that he is being prodded, cursed and yelled at to MOVE! yet he remains entrancegent.
by Monkey's Dad September 14, 2021
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The massive, nearly lethal damage to America caused by the four-year trajectory of Donald Trump through the White House.
As projectiles go, he was neither sleek nor fast, but from first day to last he left a massive entry/exit wound in the psyche and body of American life. It would take years to heal, leaving a permanent scar.
by Monkey's Dad December 18, 2020
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The study of who and what gets blamed for an epidemic.
Whether it was the complacent president, a de-funded response system, or simply "Patient Zero" who got off the plane from Beijing, coughing, epidemonology would inevitably follow.
by Monkey's Dad March 11, 2020
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The projection of worst-case scenarios in the face of an epidemic.
The government pressed him for an estimate of how many could die. He didn't want to indulge in epidoomiology, even knowing that the numbers were staggering
by Monkey's Dad March 13, 2020
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