703 definitions by Monkey's Dad
In the early 21st Century, America began to suffer from collective mental illness. A comically unqualified game show host was elevated to the presidency. A bankrupt billionaire, an ignorant genius, a compulsive liar whose every utterance was truth, the people cheered him when he told them that self-destruction was liberty, that risking mortal contagion was a sign of health, that having destroyed their democracy he had made them great again. If clarity ever arrived, it would be too late, and forward they proudly marched.
by Monkey's Dad May 25, 2020
The conservative justices might have noted that 'voting fraud', which several states claim they are trying to prevent, is essentially nonexistent. As one federal judge put it, such laws are akin to using “a sledgehammer to hit an imaginary fly on a glass coffee table.”
by Monkey's Dad July 2, 2021
The president claimed to have 'total authority' - an imbalancile, lacking the stability and the intelligence to understand that America is a democratic society with a system of checks and balances designed to prevent anyone from claiming total authority.
by Monkey's Dad April 14, 2020
For years he had only drunk in company, politely, and certainly had never taken a drink by himself, one of the warning signs of alcoholism, or so he had read. Now though... now it was different. Alone all day and night in his apartment, evening couldn't come fast enough as he looked forward to his first glass of wine, and his fourth, a social-distance drinker for the new era.
by Monkey's Dad April 3, 2020
"They would have been greeted with the most vicious dogs, and most ominous weapons, I have ever seen", Trump tweeted, of the protestors.
by Monkey's Dad May 30, 2020
"The stealing of this election is the greatest crime ever committed against this nation and against the American people" Trump will almost certainly insist.
by Monkey's Dad November 6, 2020
When two women attempt to claw the other's eyes out, settling instead for the slapping of faces and pulling of hair, usually over a perceived insult or stolen man; typically confined to any TV show designed to condescend to women and thus reap huge ratings.
by Monkey's Dad April 9, 2021