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A metaphor for the larger thing being destroyed in an attempt to eliminate a much smaller thing.
The conservative justices might have noted that 'voting fraud', which several states claim they are trying to prevent, is essentially nonexistent. As one federal judge put it, such laws are akin to using “a sledgehammer to hit an imaginary fly on a glass coffee table.”
by Monkey's Dad July 2, 2021
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Opposite of a 'stable genius'. An imbecile suffering an imbalance.
The president claimed to have 'total authority' - an imbalancile, lacking the stability and the intelligence to understand that America is a democratic society with a system of checks and balances designed to prevent anyone from claiming total authority.
by Monkey's Dad April 14, 2020
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Someone who only drinks alone.
For years he had only drunk in company, politely, and certainly had never taken a drink by himself, one of the warning signs of alcoholism, or so he had read. Now though... now it was different. Alone all day and night in his apartment, evening couldn't come fast enough as he looked forward to his first glass of wine, and his fourth, a social-distance drinker for the new era.
by Monkey's Dad April 3, 2020
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The White House pets no one knew Trump had.
"They would have been greeted with the most vicious dogs, and most ominous weapons, I have ever seen", Trump tweeted, of the protestors.
by Monkey's Dad May 30, 2020
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A phrase predicted to be prominent in Trump's reaction to his defeat in the 2020 election.
"The stealing of this election is the greatest crime ever committed against this nation and against the American people" Trump will almost certainly insist.
by Monkey's Dad November 6, 2020
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When two women attempt to claw the other's eyes out, settling instead for the slapping of faces and pulling of hair, usually over a perceived insult or stolen man; typically confined to any TV show designed to condescend to women and thus reap huge ratings.
The words "bitch" and "whore" were screamed, soon followed by the inevitable hand-to-hand wombat.
by Monkey's Dad April 9, 2021
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Republican lawmakers who would proudly follow Trump off the edge of a cliff.
He was their leader - a genius who could barely speak English, a bankrupt billionaire, a true Christian who violated every teaching of Christ - and the Brainwashington Zombies would sell their souls for him.
by Monkey's Dad April 5, 2020
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