Definitions by ihumpedthat

chili fries 

To take a dump on someone's pubes. The poop resembles chili resting atop a mound of pubes that resemble the fries.

Oh man, we got drunk and messed the bed with some hot steamy chili fries.

chili fries by ihumpedthat June 6, 2015

bedongled

When you're bedazzled by dong.

Person #1: I can't stop thinking about that hot guy with the big bulge in his pants. You know he's packing some heat down there.

Person #2: Holy shit, you're totally bedongled.

bedongled by ihumpedthat June 2, 2015