bedongled

When you're bedazzled by dong.

Person #1: I can't stop thinking about that hot guy with the big bulge in his pants. You know he's packing some heat down there.

Person #2: Holy shit, you're totally bedongled.

by ihumpedthat June 02, 2015

chili fries

To take a dump on someone's pubes. The poop resembles chili resting atop a mound of pubes that resemble the fries.

Oh man, we got drunk and messed the bed with some hot steamy chili fries.

by ihumpedthat June 06, 2015