Bedoggler

Person; Someone who is incorrect due to their own stupidity or because they are unaware.

That one guy you might know is the biggest bedoggler because he submitted my word to urban dictionary and the idiot didn't even hear the word before I told him!

Bedoggler by Leigh5280 August 1, 2016

bedongled

When you're bedazzled by dong.

Person #1: I can't stop thinking about that hot guy with the big bulge in his pants. You know he's packing some heat down there.

Person #2: Holy shit, you're totally bedongled.

bedongled by ihumpedthat June 2, 2015

bedangler 

word used to describe a booger or piece of snot hanging within or from within the nostrils

She was glad she checked her look in the rearview mirror, because, sure enough, she had a very noticeable bedangler coming from her nose.

bedangler by CapableGirl July 15, 2006

bedongle 

To adorn or bejewel the penis or genital region of a man.

The male equivalent of vagazzle.

Trying to impress his girlfriend, Bob went to a salon to have rindstones super-glued to his Johnson...with glitter...and voila, bedongled!

bedongle by Bob Bedongle December 29, 2015

begoggled

to be confused or lost when someone says something dumb or something your to dumb to understand

Sarah this show begoggles me
man that teacher begoggled me yesterday

begoggled by besty moore June 29, 2008

Bedonggle 

(v.) to decorate your penis with jewels, thus bedazzling your dong.

I wasn't impressed until he pulled down his pants and showed me his bedonggle.

Bedonggle by NadinaT January 28, 2010

Noggin boggler 

Noun. Anything that is confusing or difficult to understand, or seems to completely lack a logical explanation; anything that "boggles the noggin".

If a woman says she is wrong, is she still wrong?
Hmm.. that's a noggin boggler.

Noggin boggler by Orgenrellik April 14, 2011