Bedosexual

Someone who becomes overly attracted to beds instead of humans to the point he/she wants to just stay in bed all day and sleep without any interruption

Some random person: oh bro you look so tired
Haseeb: oh yeah i am so tired i am awake for days now and all i want is my bed and some sleep but stupid Ellie wants me to stay up with her so i broke up with that ho and decide im gonna turn Bedosexual

by Inmate4587 February 27, 2019

pedosexual

not real, make believe, bullshit.
just pedophilia.

Lauren: "What is your sexual identity Mark?"
Mark: "Im a pedosexual"
Lauren: "No, you fucking dipshit. You're just a pedophile, you fuck children, and should be publicly hanged."

by godthemself June 24, 2018

beebosexual

Someone who is attracted to Brendon urie (BEEBO)lead singer of Panic!at the Disco

Me:I’m beebosexual
Friend: what?!?

by Panicer! March 18, 2019

betasexual

A male that is sexually submissive to females. A betasexual may fetishize his status as a virgin, past rejections by females, and the ongoing inability to find a partner. Betasexuals in a relationship tend to be very subservient and compliant towards their partner which may actually contribute to a healthy domestic life. Erotic humiliation is the central focus of a betasexuals sexuality and may include things such foot worship, use of chastity devices, forced feminization, and cuckoldry.

It turned my husband on when I slapped him across the face and told him to go make me dinner, I think I married a betasexual.

It's hard to complain that my boyfriend is a betasexual when I get hour long foot massages every night and breakfast in bed every morning.

My husbands sex life revolves around worshipping my feet, he's definitely a betasexual.

by ckmind March 17, 2019

Pedosexual

A made-up sexual orientation in which the person is attracted to underage kids. It's OK to be straight. Or gay. Or bi. However, you are a fucking lunatic if you are pedosexual.

Pedo: Hi I'm a pedosexual.
Any sane human being: Ew tf.
FBI: OPEN UP!

by DabasaurusOfficial69 February 20, 2019

Pedosexual

Creeps who say theyre LGBTQ+ as an excuse to commit pedophillia

Jim: I identify as a a Pedosexual

Tom: Well heck you then.

by SrSleepy August 4, 2018

Pedosexual

A nonexistent "sexuality" that pedophiles are trying to use to justify molesting kids. New flash guys. Age is not a gender/sex. Pedophilia is a mental illness, where being lgbtqa+ isn't. Thank you, have a nice day.

Susie: mister, what's your sexuality?
Bob: I'm a pedosexual!
Susie: YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING PEDOPHILE! GET YOUR DICK OUT OF THAT BABIES MOUTH!

by Jesus the holy spirit May 15, 2019