Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Vagitine 

(noun) Fictional product used to treat irritated vaginas.
CLERK: Can I help you?

LOUIE: Yeah. I need, uh, condoms, sexual lubricant, Vagitine, and blueberries.

CLERK: Lubricant, aisle seven; Vagitine, aisle three, next to the tampons; condoms behind the counter; and we ain't got no blueberries.

LOUIE: Thank you.
Vagitine by itsonlymike August 2, 2011
Related Words

vagiting 

The constant tingling in the vaginal area Due to arousal of the hormones
He makes me vagiting just at the thought of him kissing me all over my naked body.
vagiting by Princess Jewels September 20, 2016

Vagational 

When someone who is normally cool or chill suddenly turns whiny and into a complete bitch and pussy. This is shown often through pouting, complaining, and other symptoms.
Shut the fuck up Dobby, you're being totally vagational right now.

While Jessy is normally tolerable, when he didn't get the present he wanted he turned completely vagational.
Vagational by Besota November 10, 2010

Vagitron 

A man or woman who exhibit an infatuation with or an almost machine like quest for pussy.
The bass player in that band is a total Vagitron
Vagitron by ClayAdams March 15, 2009

vagitronic 

originating from the german "tipronic" this is an "manually shifted" automatic transmission for pussies that can't drive stick.
"So did your girlfriend get the 5 speed?"
"No, she got that assy vagitronic"
vagitronic by Jeff October 29, 2004

Vagitron 

When female entryism has reached critical mass.
Critical mass = the numbers needed to control the environment, and get everything they want.
Everything they want = the sum of the Karens involved.
Vagitron is making us all wear masks, again.
Vagitron by Cal Dirty August 1, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
Load more