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Vagitine 

(noun) Fictional product used to treat irritated vaginas.
CLERK: Can I help you?

LOUIE: Yeah. I need, uh, condoms, sexual lubricant, Vagitine, and blueberries.

CLERK: Lubricant, aisle seven; Vagitine, aisle three, next to the tampons; condoms behind the counter; and we ain't got no blueberries.

LOUIE: Thank you.
Vagitine by itsonlymike August 2, 2011
Related Words

vagiting 

The constant tingling in the vaginal area Due to arousal of the hormones
He makes me vagiting just at the thought of him kissing me all over my naked body.
vagiting by Princess Jewels September 20, 2016

Vagational 

When someone who is normally cool or chill suddenly turns whiny and into a complete bitch and pussy. This is shown often through pouting, complaining, and other symptoms.
Shut the fuck up Dobby, you're being totally vagational right now.

While Jessy is normally tolerable, when he didn't get the present he wanted he turned completely vagational.
Vagational by Besota November 10, 2010

Vagitron 

A man or woman who exhibit an infatuation with or an almost machine like quest for pussy.
The bass player in that band is a total Vagitron
Vagitron by ClayAdams March 15, 2009

vagitronic 

originating from the german "tipronic" this is an "manually shifted" automatic transmission for pussies that can't drive stick.
"So did your girlfriend get the 5 speed?"
"No, she got that assy vagitronic"
vagitronic by Jeff October 29, 2004

Vagitron 

When female entryism has reached critical mass.
Critical mass = the numbers needed to control the environment, and get everything they want.
Everything they want = the sum of the Karens involved.
Vagitron is making us all wear masks, again.
Vagitron by Cal Dirty August 1, 2022