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Vagibetes
Nic didn't want to go out for drinks with his brothers because he was suffering from a bad case of vagibetes.
Vagibetes by teamfunsome June 9, 2018
Vagicotti
"Hey honey, we're out of cream cheese for the bagels"
"Just bring them in here dear. I've got just the solution. Right where you like me the most . Have you ever tasted Vagicotti? Just like my legs, it's spteadable!"
"Just bring them in here dear. I've got just the solution. Right where you like me the most . Have you ever tasted Vagicotti? Just like my legs, it's spteadable!"
Vagicotti by Clifhanger April 11, 2017
Vagiaphragm
Vagiaphragm by Pposse04 June 20, 2019
Vagaccident
vag·ac·ci·dent
noun
An unfortunate incident that happens unexpectedly and unintentionally, typically resulting in the grabbing, touching or grazing of the vagina.
noun
An unfortunate incident that happens unexpectedly and unintentionally, typically resulting in the grabbing, touching or grazing of the vagina.
Vagaccident by chrystawithay January 4, 2017
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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