1. A language whose arcane grammar can drive you crazy.

2. Something of German origin; i.e., beer or cars.

3 A resident of Germany; person of German descent. Typically, a mellow, intelligent thinking creature, invariably polite, living in the area of land commonly known as Germany, a lush, wooded land with the Alps to the south, gentle, rolling hills in the center, and the North Sea to the North.

The typical German is even-tempered, tolerant, respectful, practical, and somewhat skeptical and pessimistic by nature. German men are far less sexist than American men, and are more prone to marriage. Germans, though, typically have small families.

A German tends to be a lover of nature, well-organized, frugal and efficient. They seldom lose their tempers- if you go to a German bar, people are usually friendly and happy, unlike an American bar, where people start fights.

Germans love fast cars, motorcycles, good beer, taking lots of holidays, and walking in nature. Germany is a great place for the outdoors, and people love hiking, camping and cycling.

Germans are often tastelessly dressed, and German women often wear atrocious clothes. German food is OK, if you like pork. German bread, on the other hand, is excellent. It doesn't matter, though, because German people mostly eat Italian and French food.

Germans make the best engineers, computer scientists, and technicians. They never go anywhere without their "handies" (cell phones), they're mad about soccer, and they love to have a festival. They take a day off for every holiday, including all-saint's day, May Day and the assumption of the Virgin Mary (despite the fact that most Germans don't go to church often). The biggest parties are Karneval and the Love Parade.

They typical German hates extremes and extremists of all kinds, including neo-nazis, who comprise a hated minority in the country. Most people are moderate in their beliefs. There are lots of political parties in Germany, including the Green Party, who helped turn Germany into the biggest purveyor of solar power and electric windmills.

Germans don't neccesarily dislike any group of people; Germans often visit France, England, the US, Eastern Europe, Turkey and the Mediterranean. Often, though, other nations have prejudices about Germans. Germany is ethnically mixed, though, and lots of Germans marry non-Germans.
1. How do you translate the German word "unwahrscheinlichkeit"?
2. This German wheat beer- Franziskaner Weissbier"- is excellent.
3. Look at that cute German techie guy over there.
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n. language spoken in several European countries (Germany, Austria, Eastern Switzerland, Northern Italy). German has a very complicated/confusing grammatical structure and tends to sound very harsh to non-German speakers. Differences in local dialects can effectively hinder communications between parts of the population. Words can reach amazing lenghts through more or less sensible combinations (see below).
For Trekkies: Similarities to Klingon pronounciation are evident.
Überschallgeschwindigkeitsflugzeug = an airplane capable of supersonic speeds
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Orgasmic beings residing in the land of Germany.
They be gorgeous and they have a very sexy language ;-)

I LOVE Germans

Ich liebe Deutschlanderin
by Tasha (loves Germans....) September 27, 2005
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Generally nice people,they are NOT nazis,people that say "Oh all Germans are nazis"are the most ignorant fucking people in the world.
Hey that guys German looks like a nice guy
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Guten Tag!
No the Germans aren't nazis! Germans are cool and the girls are pretty. Boys from Germany are the hottest! So everybody who doesn't like the German should go there and talk to them.

"Hallo, wie geht's?" ( Hello, how are you?)
or "Tschüss" (Goodbye)
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It´s so funny to read all that crap.
Some People in Germany are well dressed, some bad (more are bad dressed, i guess thats kinda true), a few are Neo-Nazis, a few hate America, a few hate France, some love France, some love America, everyone hates Bush, some buy wifes in Thailand, some marry Irish men, some love to eat Weißwurst, most love to eat Italian food....you know...how can you all be so stupid to generalize what is german?
I AM German *damn* and I am NOT practical, I am NOT fat, I DON´T travel to cheap counries, these "intelligent" tech-guys are NOT hot, they´re ugly, (well, i AM damn hot :P )
Stop saying whats typical german! except Beer. Thats really typical german!

German: nice People, lots of history, lots of woods and hills, best known for beer, cars, history and sauerkraut.
That´s it.
Thank you.
My german Mother married an American Soldier 2 Years ago.
My Grandmother was not forced to be a Nazi. She just grew up with that System and accepted it.
by Amatou August 03, 2006
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