Jeff's definitions

Porsched

The sexual reaction one might have upon sight of a Porsche.

When i saw it drive by i was totally Porsched

by Jeff March 14, 2004

the shocker

2 in the goo, 1 in the poo.

2 in the giney, 1 in the hiney.

2 in the squack, 1 in the back.

2 in the bush, 1 in the tush.

Self explanatory.

by Jeff July 12, 2003

swum

Fly, dope, etc.

You those lime-green Puma's are SWUM, gee.

by Jeff December 7, 2003

guffer

While taking a bath, should a fart happen to come, you let it go. When the bubbles come up you open your mouth and make attempts to eat the bubbles. Congratulations, you're a guffer

Keeser Silver guffs so much

by jeff April 4, 2005

stellar

Shannon Nolan. She is the most stellar person... ever.

Shannon Nolan is stellar <3

by jeff April 22, 2005

Hippopotomontrossesquippedaliaphobia

Fear of long words; scared of long words

he suffers from hippopotomonstrossesquippedaliaphobia.

by Jeff February 27, 2005

guro

Guro is essentially grotesque pornography, more common in hentai and Go Nagai anime. Extreme examples of Guro include diarrhoea scat, necrophilia, amputee sex, skull-fucking and violent rape.

Somebody posted guro... and I lost my boner.

by Jeff September 4, 2004