Jeff's definitions

carbunktated

Superlative form of the word bunk. Made up in conversation around the Pittsburgh area.

That is so carbunktated it's disgusting.

by Jeff April 19, 2004

sketchy jeff

A Jeff who is perpetually horny and says a lot of things to embarass himself.

That Jeff Easley is so sketchy

by Jeff January 26, 2005

luminecks

the was a man puts it up the ass

wow man did you luminecks her the was i told you i luminecked lisa

by jeff February 27, 2005

scrotch

When you have an itchy crotch and you need to scratch it - you can scratch your crotch. Alternativlely you can have a good 'SCROTCH'

I need a good scrotch

by Jeff September 24, 2004

soup can

A short fat dick, a chode

Matt is going to unleash the soup can

by Jeff December 9, 2002

Porsched

The sexual reaction one might have upon sight of a Porsche.

When i saw it drive by i was totally Porsched

by Jeff March 14, 2004

cake coaster

The white cardboard square that prevents a Hostess cupcake from sticking to the plastic wrapper.

After eating the cupcake Vanessa licked the cake coaster clean.

by Jeff July 28, 2006