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Vagitine 

(noun) Fictional product used to treat irritated vaginas.
CLERK: Can I help you?

LOUIE: Yeah. I need, uh, condoms, sexual lubricant, Vagitine, and blueberries.

CLERK: Lubricant, aisle seven; Vagitine, aisle three, next to the tampons; condoms behind the counter; and we ain't got no blueberries.

LOUIE: Thank you.
Vagitine by itsonlymike August 2, 2011
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vagiting 

The constant tingling in the vaginal area Due to arousal of the hormones
He makes me vagiting just at the thought of him kissing me all over my naked body.
vagiting by Princess Jewels September 20, 2016
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VAGINTINES DAY

If you a single chick and on valentines day, 14th February, you are at home alone, sitting and fingering herself while crying, the chick is having a vagintines day with herself.
Oh shame, that woman sitting over there had a vagintines day the other week.
VAGINTINES DAY by RUGGA MAN September 23, 2010

vagikinesis 

The power a man or woman has over another woman to make her give up the booty with just a thought.
With the power of vagikinesis, you can do this... Pimp: "Hey." Woman: "Oh, yes! Take me now!"
vagikinesis by Thug Auditor June 18, 2008

Vagstinence

I would have sex with her, but I'm practicing vagstinence
Vagstinence by LeeeeroyJ August 29, 2017

Vagitanes 

A nickname for the ciggarettes GITANES...
Vagitanes = Gitanes
Vagitanes by Maisilicious April 26, 2011
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
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