n.

1. a person who receives a red beard while performing cunnilingus due to untimely female menstruation.

2. a weakly natured viking.

pronunciation: vuhg aye king.

Carl told me he got a vagiking the other night with Sheila; I heard she was embarrassed.

Vagiking by the real vagiking March 23, 2009

Related Words

vagiting • vagining • vagiking • Vagicing • Vagilinguist • vagilinguistics • Vagipingping • Vagitine • Creamy Vagilingus

Vagitine

(noun) Fictional product used to treat irritated vaginas.

CLERK: Can I help you?

LOUIE: Yeah. I need, uh, condoms, sexual lubricant, Vagitine, and blueberries.

CLERK: Lubricant, aisle seven; Vagitine, aisle three, next to the tampons; condoms behind the counter; and we ain't got no blueberries.

LOUIE: Thank you.

Vagitine by itsonlymike August 2, 2011

Creamy Vagilingus

When a man cums in his own mouth then proceeds to lick the partner's pussy with the cum dripping off the tongue.

Hence the name Vagilingus

Darn, me and Shadya had a creamy vagilingus last night.

Damn that was hot!

Creamy Vagilingus by baseball_mom69 November 15, 2018

Vagipingping

The term giving to the vagina of an asian or indian lady. Also loosely used after intercourse with a female ping-pong champion. Pronounced Vajee-Ping-Ping.

Guy #1: "Hey man, what did you get up to last night?"

Guy #2: "I got me some Beijing Vagipingping!"

Guy #1: "Sweet bro."

Guy #2: "No, sour."

Commentator: "..what a courageous young Ukranian athlete, defying the rules by wearing those seductive shorts! She better be careful when leaning into the table"

Drunken Fan: "SHOW ME THAT VAGIPINGPING!"

Vagipingping by RspecksW May 31, 2010

vagilinguistics

A word meaning when a man moves to closely speak to a vagina. Taken and made fun of by people who uses strings of random words to make themselves seem intelligent.

"It appears that you have your head inbetween my daughter's legs. I don't appreciate you practicing such vagilinguistics with her."

vagilinguistics by 100101010110001 December 9, 2008

Vagilinguist

A person with extensive knowledge of the female genitalia. One who speaks the language of the vagina (i.e. Vulvan and Vaginese).

I'm no gynecologist, but as a trained vagilinguist, I can tell you that the thong is a perfect compliment to the vagina.

Vagilinguist by Roccus July 2, 2009

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026