Vagitonin

When after sexual intercourse (he) is hit by a wave of immense relaxation and tiredness brought fourth by being completely satisfied from being deep in (she) vagina, comparable to the sleepiness one experiences when taking Melatonin.

Man: "Damn, my girl hit me with that Vagitonin last night, I slept through all twelve of my alarms, the eviction notice being nailed to the door, a shooting at my apartments and just woke up (@5pm)"

by PseudoTryptophan November 5, 2023

Vaginin'

The female version of a "dicking". The act of coitus, as conducted by a female.

Did you hang out with Heather last night?
Dude, totally. She gave me a red-hot vaginin'

by Derp Baggington July 22, 2010

vagitamin

1. Daily supplement to a pansy-ass man's diet.
2. What makes dudes bitches.

You need to lay off the vagitamins and grow a pair, Peter.

by Alkire January 11, 2009

Vagitosis

halitosis of the vagina

Her vagitosis was so bad, she had to douche with mentos.

by JonTheRipper October 5, 2009

Vagitorium

The wide open space between a girls legs.

That girl had one huge vagitorium.

by -Ry@n- June 29, 2008

vagininja

Pronounced either Vaj-a-nin-ja or Va-ja-nin-ja.

1. A person, male or female, who slays vaginas, i.e. DESTROYS THEM! (like in a good way.. sexually).

2. A stealthy vagina who's queef's are silent, but deadly!

3. (Less common) A ninja who is also a vagina.

Hey Tory is a total vagininja!

by Mikey The Comic October 16, 2009

Vagitopia

The PERFECT world, drempt of in the minds of all men. It includes only the male dreamer, and millions of hott, horny, willing young women attending to his every whim, and obeying his every command. It translates into the idea of "Heaven", where if you think you've found such a place, you're either dreaming, or dead.

Ralph- "Dude I had the best dream last night, where it was just me, and all these hott girls."

Leon- "Thats called Vagitopia dude, you can see it in you're dreams, but only live it if you're dead."

Ralph- "I could live THERE.....hhhmmm"......BBOOMM!!!!!!!

Leon- "What the fuck, Ralph just shot himself......smart man".......BBOOMM!!!!!

by cuntpunter69 February 22, 2008