assy

1. ass-like, smelly
2. sick, ill
3. terrible

1. What is that assy aroma?
2. I was feeling assy, so I went home sick.
3. My car broke down, my girlfriend dumped me, and my rental car wouldn't start. Overall it's been an assy day.

by Mike Reynolds June 2, 2004

assy

complete piece of equipment, machinery etc. with all parts included

carburator assy

by WordWizard April 2, 2003

assy

having an ass-like or crappy quality; lameness

How about you're 19, stop being assy and sleep by yourself.

Are you kidding me? They're going to start counting pluses on a 4 point grading scale? That is super assy.

Wow, Alexander was an assy movie.

Fred Phelps is the assiest person that I've ever heard of.

by stuckupspandexbitch February 3, 2008

assy

lucky; obscenely lucky

(NYC area: used as long ago as the 50s in Brooklyn pool halls to describe very lucky shots; was still being used in Jersey City in the early to mid 90s to mean lucky)

That touchdown catch was assy.
He only beat me because he got assy.

by dertycity November 23, 2005

assy

the state of being an ass; eg. moody, quiet, sickening, annoying, butthole, mean, jerk.

Quit being assy!
Darryl likes to be assy when he talks to me on the phone late at night.

by R-Bradizzle November 24, 2006

assy

when someones ass is in the state of hyphe or crazy movement

ex: the girl was jumping around and all the guys around her said..."damn that girl is assy".

by TANGO1 July 9, 2006

assy

it smells kind of assy in here.

by bum bum February 10, 2003