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Vaginin' 

The female version of a "dicking". The act of coitus, as conducted by a female.
Did you hang out with Heather last night?
Dude, totally. She gave me a red-hot vaginin'
Vaginin' by Derp Baggington July 22, 2010

Vaginonomics 

Modeled after the book; Freakonomics. A different take on economics, everything revolves around the vagina. A social science concerned chiefly with the fact that pussy is the center of the universe and all related commerce. More powerful than money.
The vaginonomics of that dating that chick is rough, I cant afford her anymore!

She must have majored in vaginonomics, that bitch consumes more cash than anyone I know.

Getting married and buying her a new house, new car, credit cards, jewelery; keeping a woman in a lifestyle is all part of vaginonomics.
Vaginonomics by Heywood 76 March 7, 2009

vagonion 

pronunciation; (vajj-un-yan)
origin- French

When a man inserts an onion into a women's vagina, thus forcing the vagina to cry. (needs to be a whole WHITE onion, but the onion only needs to be inserted half way or more.
Stanley: yo dude, how was last night?

Hank: oh it was fantastic, I gave this chik the sickst vagonion.
vagonion by robocock2000 January 7, 2009

vagininja 

Pronounced either Vaj-a-nin-ja or Va-ja-nin-ja.

1. A person, male or female, who slays vaginas, i.e. DESTROYS THEM! (like in a good way.. sexually).

2. A stealthy vagina who's queef's are silent, but deadly!

3. (Less common) A ninja who is also a vagina.
Hey Tory is a total vagininja!
vagininja by Mikey The Comic October 16, 2009

Vaginious 

a derogatory term used to describe a female with a bad idea.
"She had the vaginious idea that inviting her mother to join us camping would make it more fun"
Vaginious by Pixelboy May 28, 2009

vagunion 

A smelly cooch, pronounced like vah + junyon
You smell like vagunion
vagunion by Brasey July 26, 2006
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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