Vagitron

A man or woman who exhibit an infatuation with or an almost machine like quest for pussy.

The bass player in that band is a total Vagitron

by ClayAdams March 15, 2009

Vagitron

When female entryism has reached critical mass.
Critical mass = the numbers needed to control the environment, and get everything they want.
Everything they want = the sum of the Karens involved.

Vagitron is making us all wear masks, again.

by Cal Dirty August 1, 2022

Vagirony

When an average looking man picks up the most beautiful girl at the party, only to get her home and find that her penis is bigger than his.

Joe: Dude, did you see who Bill left with?
Dude: You mean that tranny Jill?
Joe:Jill is a tranny?
Dude: Yes, and Bill is in for a serious case of vagirony.

by tkast68 January 10, 2012

Vagiron

A term commonly used in golf to describe a club (usually a mid or long iron) selected out of utter fear of hitting the more logical, powerful driver which the hole intends. A cowardly move at best, the decision rarely goes unnoticed by the other players who are compelled to mock and chastise the individual, even to go as far as questioning his gender.

Mike, lacking self-confidence, selects a vagiron to hit his tee shot on the wide-open par 5 as the rest of his foursome looks on in disbelief and bewilderment, for they can't comprehend such an embarrassing decision. Laughs ensue.

by Eldrich July 23, 2018

vagitronic

originating from the german "tipronic" this is an "manually shifted" automatic transmission for pussies that can't drive stick.

"So did your girlfriend get the 5 speed?"
"No, she got that assy vagitronic"

by Jeff October 29, 2004

Vagitonin

When after sexual intercourse (he) is hit by a wave of immense relaxation and tiredness brought fourth by being completely satisfied from being deep in (she) vagina, comparable to the sleepiness one experiences when taking Melatonin.

Man: "Damn, my girl hit me with that Vagitonin last night, I slept through all twelve of my alarms, the eviction notice being nailed to the door, a shooting at my apartments and just woke up (@5pm)"

by PseudoTryptophan November 5, 2023

Vagirony

Observation by a female comedian of a situation that is strange and funny in an unexpected way.

With her keen sense of vagirony, Sarah Silverman was able to tell a story about her nasty yellow discharge that made her endearing to an even larger number of horny men.

by DrKam September 26, 2013