Titstruck

When your big breasted woman slaps you with her heaviest tit. It can happen during intercourse, or just because she's that big.

Last night my saggy wife titstruck my face while she was on top of me. It was a turn on in a way, but they do hurt!

by joshwua915 May 27, 2016

titstracted

When you unintentionally drop out of a conversation, drive into oncoming traffic, or run over the neighbor's cat with your lawnmower because your attention was drawn away by a beautiful woman and/or perfect tits. The male equivalent to dickstracted.

I got so titstracted when I saw Amber Rose at the mall that I tripped into a twenty-minute fall down the up escalator.

by Dharma Midget September 21, 2016

titsuckers

children, kids.

Q: So do you have any titsuckers?

A: Yes, a daughter.

As taken from the TV series Califonication, Season 2, Episode 2 "The Great Ashby".

by Nick Nailer February 21, 2009

Titstracted

When you lose focus on what you are doing because you are staring at a woman's breasts.

I rear-ended the car in front of me because I got titstracted by the woman in the tight shirt walking on the sidewalk.

by David90049 July 9, 2009

titstraction

A distraction caused by a great multitude of tits coming into full view at once. This typically occurs when travelling down stairs with impressive female specimens going up on the other side, so that you can see straight into their cleavage.

Sorry dude, you're gonna have to repeat that, those twins comin' up the stairs were a total titstraction.

by Taugosz July 22, 2008

titstraction

What unattractive girls do to try to divert the attention from their ugly face to their chest. Women wear low cut/v cut shirts, push up bras, and lots of cleavage attached to a head/face that looks like its been beaten with an ugly stick.

Joe: Holy cow, that 40 year old looks like she's Pamela Anderson below her neck. Her chest is huge! She's hot!

Mike: Dude, don't fall for the titstraction--her face looks worse than your hairy arse!

by Mikey Mozzeltoff August 12, 2007

Titstracted

When you get destracted by a woman's breasts.

Justin: Hey Keith why aren't you getting any work done?

Keith: Sorry, I got titstracted by that hot blonde.

by Irrigation Superheros September 5, 2013