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A half alien suicidal emo gay cowboy and Lance's boyfriend.
Lance: I'm not sure but I bet it's Keith's fault.
Keith: Say whatever you got to say to make yourself feel better, after getting us stuck on the other side of a wormhole.
Lance: I'll stick you in a wormhole!

Keith: Hey Lance, I got your lion back.
Lance: Thank you Keith. Now can you come and unchain me?
Keith: What's that? I uh, you're cutting out. I can't, I can't hear you.
Lance: Oh come on! I thought we bonded! Keith, buddy, my man?

Lance: Hold on. How do we know you're the real Keith and not his bigger, cooler, grizzled older brother?
Keith: I don't have time for this, Lance!
Lance: Hey, everybody, Keith's back!
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by Kadel Animates June 28, 2018
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A sweet and caring guy. Beautiful eyes (usually brown). Enjoys being bitten on the shoulder (not tooo hard though). His smile can light up a room. and he can make you feel special without even trying. often confusing... and sends mixed signals... if your with a keith dont break up with him... and dont let him leave you.. he is often generous and loving and would do anything for his girlfriend.. he is not usually a wealthy kind of guy... but will use what money he has on the necessities... Keith's are usually very kissable... and will always be memorable... Keep him in your heart forever <3
by $exiChicaz October 22, 2011
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Keith is the kind of guy who is extremely goofy and rarely serious. He can be a complete asshole, but you can't help but love him. He also complains a lot about the most random things and can make others feel uncomfortable because he's a very bold opinionated person. He's socially awkward around people he's not used to seeing, but once you get to know him, you'll see how crazy he really is.
I met Keith a few months ago and he used to be weird to be around, but now he's a silly fun guy to chill with
by bgfddtsfs September 07, 2012
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a sweet ass muther trucker lookin for a good time that is not afraid of anything. origin: 15th century Scotland
That dude is a huge keith.
by barneye December 08, 2007
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Short form of Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale. Brewed Only in Nova Scotia since 1820.
Going to the Liquor store to get a 2-4 of Keith's
by Deepg May 19, 2005
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Shy simple quiet type. That sits back and watches. Has a heart of gold and will give you peace and love. He watches over you without you even knowing. His tender touch and beautiful eyes will cause your heart to skip a beat.
Oh my, see that guy in the corner, he is such a Keith.
by simplethoughts February 03, 2010
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Shy but sweet. Gentle, not rough. Someone you can rely on, trust, and be honest with. He's cute enough to make you go aw. He's really nice. Straightforward and complicated but, that's intriguing. It's what makes him interesting. Lovely and amazing. He's someone you can joke around with or just sit next to. He's not the type of person who expects a lot out of you. He's the type who is willing to put up with you even if you're a handful, he's understanding. He may be lame but, he's worth meeting.
Keith makes me smile.

Keith is the best.
by rawrxar January 22, 2011
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