tit

something that is really easy

derived from the fact that getting to second base is easy
Person 1:So how was the test?
Person 2:It was tit, I definately aced it.
by KDog88 March 31, 2008
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Something I really should hope never to be used singularly.
Girl: Like my tit?
Boy: =/
by Guy123 July 31, 2006
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(Origin- British)

A complete and utterly stupid human being; one who is completely blind to obvious things and ask entirely too many dumb questions, or points out the blatantly obvious to everyone around them.
Soap: Armed, armed with what?

Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you TIT!

- Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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A small bird. It is quite widely spread around the globe. Tits are considered to be slightly over the average size of smaller birds.
Marsh Tit...
Great Tit...
Blue Tit...
Brown Tit...

The Royal Tit Watching Organization in the U.K.
by Erik March 18, 2004
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That girl's tits are too big to be natural.
by Light Joker November 18, 2004
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I got big 38D tits. :)
by Stacy May 28, 2004
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1. noun - one of two sexy lumps placed over a woman's ribcage which babies drink milk from and men practice drinking milk from.
2. noun - one of two gross lumps placed over a man's rib cage, most commonly made of excess fat from the extra twinkies that WERE hanging around the house.
3. adjective - alternate meaning for Ozzy Ozbourne's favourite way of describing someone "boob".
4. noun - alternate word for this.
1. Baby: "Mama!"
Man: "Oh baby, let me suck on your big tits!"
Woman: "Oh my god, look at her tits, they are so big!"
2. Baby: "Mama!"
Man: "Dude check out that guys man tits!"
Woman: "Ew, his tits are bigger than mine!"
3. Ozzy: "Yo' such a f*ckin' boob, mate!"
4. Anyone: "Yeah well, like they say 'tit for tat'."
by Ness K. October 19, 2005
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