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A distraction caused by a great multitude of tits coming into full view at once. This typically occurs when travelling down stairs with impressive female specimens going up on the other side, so that you can see straight into their cleavage.

Sorry dude, you're gonna have to repeat that, those twins comin' up the stairs were a total titstraction.

titstraction by Taugosz July 22, 2008

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titstraction

What unattractive girls do to try to divert the attention from their ugly face to their chest. Women wear low cut/v cut shirts, push up bras, and lots of cleavage attached to a head/face that looks like its been beaten with an ugly stick.

Joe: Holy cow, that 40 year old looks like she's Pamela Anderson below her neck. Her chest is huge! She's hot!

Mike: Dude, don't fall for the titstraction--her face looks worse than your hairy arse!

titstraction by Mikey Mozzeltoff August 12, 2007

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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

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trucker's tan

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

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kidulting

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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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